David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and
wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still
they stay together.
Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I
have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my
wife, and she had some paragraphs with me..
Anonymous
"Some people ask the
secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a
week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays,
I go Fridays."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of
transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with
both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to
keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to
remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I
married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for
twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her
husband when she's wrong.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the
classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Marriage is a gamble/
. . . . . . many dare not gamble, that includes myself
so u want to get married ar?
@topic: seconded.
Originally posted by Fantagf:Marriage is a gamble/
nah. marriage is hardwork. it is not enuff to just fall in love, marry, have kids and then happily ever after.
both need to work hard to make the marriage works. if not it is not going to work.
many marriages doesnt work cos of adultery, quarelling etc.
Originally posted by marcteng:nah. marriage is hardwork. it is not enuff to just fall in love, marry, have kids and then happily ever after.
both need to work hard to make the marriage works. if not it is not going to work.
but it takes two hands to clap
Originally posted by rlsh07:but it takes two hands to clap
yes
is always the other side fault
haha
Originally posted by laurence82:is always the other side fault
haha
no s3x no fault
Originally posted by laurence82:no s3x no fault