Proof before sale. :)
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A little old lady moves to a new town and goes to her local grocery
store to buy some cat food. She picks up 3 cans and takes them to the
check-out counter. The girl at the cash register says, "I'm sorry but we
can't sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. Lots of older
people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are
buying the food for a real cat."
The little old lady doesn't like it, but she goes home and brings her
cat back to the store. They sell her the cat food.
The next day she goes in to buy 3 cans of dog food. Again the cashier
demands proof that she has a dog, because old people sometimes eat dog
food.
She angrily goes home to get her dog. When she brings him back, she gets
her dog food. The next day she comes into the store carrying a box with
a hole in the lid. When she asks the cashier to stick her finger in the
hole. The cashier refuses. "No, you might have a snake in there!" The
old lady insists, telling her that there's nothing alive in the box.
So the cashier puts her finger in the box and feels something odd. She
pulls her finger out and says, "Eww, that smells like s,hit!"
The little old lady says, "It is. Now can I buy 3 rolls of toilet
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ROFL.
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/me rape the cashier gal .........
NOW can i buy 3 box of condom??? -
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Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):/me rape the cashier gal .........
NOW can i buy 3 box of condom??? -
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