Joke, MAKE IN INDIA
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General Musharaf, President of Pakistan was awoken at 4am by the
telephone.
"Jannab, its the Minister of Health here. Sorry to bother you
at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word
that the Durex factory in Rawalpindi has burned to the ground. It
is estimated that the entire Pakistani supply of condoms wi
ll be gone by the end of the week."
Musharaf: "What a disaster! The economy will never be able to
cope with all those unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"
Minister: "We're going to have to ship some condoms in from
abroad..."
Musharaf: "Afghanistan...?"
Minister: "No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on this
one!"
Musharaf: "What about India?"
Minister: "Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck.
Call the Indian Prime Minister, Singh- tell him we need one
million condoms; colored gold and green;
ten inches long and four inches thick! That way they'll know
how big the Pakis really are!!"
Miyan Musharaf called Singh, who agreed to help the Pakis out in
their hour of need.
Three days later a flight arrived in Islamabad- full of boxes.
A delighted Gen. Musharaf rushed out to open the boxes.
He found all the condoms are of 10 inches long, 4 inches thick, all colored
green and gold. However, he noticed in small writing on each and every
one
MADE IN INDIA
SIZE: EXTRA SMALL (XS) -
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lol
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nice one...
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Wah..so fierce.
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make full use of it....Originally posted by Patrik:Wah..so fierce. -
Make use of wat? the condoms or the.. *narrows eyes at ah stan*Originally posted by eg6stanley:make full use of it....
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no wonder they have overpopulation problem.
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Plus the fact tt they can have 4 wives.. tell me y it's not the case..Originally posted by Ito_^:no wonder they have overpopulation problem. -
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Originally posted by Gackt247:Make use of wat? the condoms or the.. *narrows eyes at ah stan*
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LOL!
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fits gacky lar
i know his size
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YOriginally posted by eg6stanley: me?