For the ladies: How to turn men down

• ^spidee^

  22 Jun 06, 21:47

  HOW TO TURN MEN DOWN
  
  HIM: Can I buy you a drink?
  HER: Actually I'd rather have the money.
  
  HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
  HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
  
  HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
  HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice .
  
  HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful?
  HER: I must've been given your share.
  
  HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
  HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
  
  HIM: Your face must turn a few heads.
  HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
  
  HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
  HER: Okay, get out.
  
  HIM: I think I could make you very happy.
  HER: Why? Are you leaving?
  
  HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
  HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
  
  HIM: Can I have your name?
  HER: Why? Don't you already have one?
  
  HIM: Shall we go see a movie?
  HER: I've already seen it.
  
  HIM: Where have you been all my life?
  HER: Hiding from you.
  
  HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before?
  HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
  
  HIM: Is this seat empty?
  HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
  
  HIM: So, what do you do for a living?
  HER: I'm a female impersonator.
  
  HIM: Hey baby what's your sign?
  HER: Do not enter.
  
  HIM: Your body is like a temple.
  HER: Sorry, there are no services today .
  
  HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
  HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
  
  HIM: Where have you been all my life?
  HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams
• snobbish

  23 Jun 06, 12:27

  How many have been used by you/on you spidee
• HENG@

  23 Jun 06, 12:28

  how about mine? whatever line the guy uses, I just say "ok, but only if u agree to let me snip yr dick off"
• laurence82

  23 Jun 06, 12:31

  Originally posted by snobbish:

  How many have been used by you/on you spidee

  Should be on him
  
  
• snobbish

  23 Jun 06, 15:50

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Should be on him
  
  

  
• ^spidee^

  23 Jun 06, 15:51

  Originally posted by snobbish:

  How many have been used by you/on you spidee

  None, because I haven't try yet.
• alexkusu

  23 Jun 06, 15:55

  hei spidee,wana buy me a drink?
• ^spidee^

  23 Jun 06, 15:55

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  hei spidee,wana buy me a drink?

  No.
• LinYu

  23 Jun 06, 16:01

  Originally posted by alexkusu:

  hei spidee,wana buy me a drink?

  he rather have the money
  
• ^spidee^

  23 Jun 06, 16:04

  Originally posted by LinYu:

  he rather have the money
  

  I'd rather save the money.
• The man who was death

  23 Jun 06, 16:04

  the fifth one not so good leh so men shld use the fifth one?
• alfagal

  23 Jun 06, 16:05

  hahaha...good!
• snobbish

  23 Jun 06, 16:08

  HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
  HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
  
  I think i have used this b4
• ^spidee^

  23 Jun 06, 16:09

  Originally posted by snobbish:

  HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
  HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
  
  I think i have used this b4

  
• HENG@

  23 Jun 06, 16:12

  this fella was trying to chat me up on the streets last thurs. damn persistant, hung around for a few mins more even after i threw out the ultimate "I AM LESBIAN!" trump card.
• snobbish

  23 Jun 06, 16:27

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:

  

  I told him i usually am unwell on weekends
• udontknowme

  23 Jun 06, 16:28

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  this fella was trying to chat me up on the streets last thurs. damn persistant, hung around for a few mins more even after i threw out the ultimate "I AM LESBIAN!" trump card.

  he probably didnt believe u...
• ^spidee^

  23 Jun 06, 16:54

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  this fella was trying to chat me up on the streets last thurs. damn persistant, hung around for a few mins more even after i threw out the ultimate "I AM LESBIAN!" trump card.

  didn't you warn him about the mutilation bit?
• ^spidee^

  23 Jun 06, 17:00

  Originally posted by snobbish:

  I told him i usually am unwell on weekends

  haha! so bad..
• missqi

  23 Jun 06, 17:02

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  this fella was trying to chat me up on the streets last thurs. damn persistant, hung around for a few mins more even after i threw out the ultimate "I AM LESBIAN!" trump card.

  how bout me?
  *smooches and 007 sweet smile.
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
• banzie

  23 Jun 06, 17:02

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  this fella was trying to chat me up on the streets last thurs. damn persistant, hung around for a few mins more even after i threw out the ultimate "I AM LESBIAN!" trump card.

  You mean you are a girl!!???
• HENG@

  23 Jun 06, 17:07

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  he probably didnt believe u...

  hes a doofus
• HENG@

  23 Jun 06, 17:08

  Originally posted by ^spidee^:

  didn't you warn him about the mutilation bit?

  now i wish i did.
  
  missed a great opportunity. DAMN!
• HENG@

  23 Jun 06, 17:09

  Originally posted by banzie:

  You mean you are a girl!!???

  er then what am if some guy is trying to pick me up and i tell him im lesbian?
• HENG@

  23 Jun 06, 17:12

  Originally posted by missqi:

  how bout me?
  *smooches and 007 sweet smile.
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA