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there got one skit called "shi zu ci de hong pah"
especially funny if u follow the current taiwanese news

ai pia jia eh yia become pah pi jia eh yia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnHNzJO2_Eswu eya boh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBMz34cj50Ajit ki sio hoh sua become jit nia sio ang sha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmdMMkCMeR8huan ah poh ya kah ki become ah bia eh ki si
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNF7FGlTUcgwu nu become fa piao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoIvEJXnDwcgot time go watch full version, more funny

got lan @#@$ tong yin jokes