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Train Forums' Chatbox (Part 2)

• mrtdude5

  9 Sep 10, 20:19

  Originally posted by alstom metropolis:

  British English VS Singlish English.
  British--Good Afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen,your attention please,please do not board the next train approaching the station as it is not for passenger service.Passengers travelling towards Changi Airport,please board the train after.We apologise for any inconvinience caused.Thank you & we wish you a good day.

  Singlish--Err attention attention ah,the next train not for boarding ah,please board the next train for ppl going to Changi Airport.sorry ah.tanku

  No offence to either side

  No, no, no! It's:

  "Ten cent plee! De tehlain at de plehform A is not for boarding ah, you wait next train ah! Solli ah!"

• i_luv_erky

  9 Sep 10, 20:45

  Originally posted by mrtdude5:

  No, no, no! It's:

  "Ten cent plee! De tehlain at de plehform A is not for boarding ah, you wait next train ah! Solli ah!"

  A platform don't board, take next one. Solli ah

• joeyfjj

  9 Sep 10, 21:10

  UK Mainline: "The train now standing at platform A terminates here. All change please, all change - this train terminates here."

• Dragonaxe

  9 Sep 10, 21:28

  The most Singlish way :

   

  Uh, the train going Pasar Ree cannot board ar, the train go Pasar Ree cant board. Thank You ar

• Kawac151

  9 Sep 10, 21:35

  CHY: Eh, attention ar, the train at platform A ar, cannot board leh. you want to board go platform B.

• willis_chong

  9 Sep 10, 21:41

  OI OI! THE TRAIN GOING TO PAISEH REE CANNOT BOARD! GET BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE NOW OR ELSE!

• sni1996

  9 Sep 10, 22:05

  Originally posted by Kawac151:

  CHY: Eh, attention ar, the train at platform A ar, cannot board leh. you want to board go platform B.

  LOL

• sni1996

  9 Sep 10, 22:08

  DSD (Dim Sum Dollies)song:Tlain is comin!Tlain is comin!Tlain is comin!Lofe ur ride!

• Kawac151

  9 Sep 10, 22:13

  I should've known the divas were singing that song =S

• mrtdude5

  9 Sep 10, 22:20

  ALLO ALLO SOLLI FOR DE INTELUPTION AH DE TEHLAIN AT DE PREHFORM A NOT FOR YOU TO TAKE ONE I TELL YOU SOLLI AH WAIT FOR DE NEXT TEHLAIN OK TENK YOU FOR YOUR TEN CENT AH

• i_luv_erky

  9 Sep 10, 22:26

  Originally posted by mrtdude5:

  ALLO ALLO SOLLI FOR DE INTELUPTION AH DE TEHLAIN AT DE PREHFORM A NOT FOR YOU TO TAKE ONE I TELL YOU SOLLI AH WAIT FOR DE NEXT TEHLAIN OK TENK YOU FOR YOUR TEN CENT AH

  That's super singlish... funny
  
  "ello siao lin eh, train coming now ah to payform A cannot take, the lain won't stop, stand be-Hi teh yellow xian. The ned lain kaaoming in 3min, plea take tad one. Thor Zha Sai,, gum xia

• zero gravity

  10 Sep 10, 03:38

  What if tourists heard these messages? Our reputation...tarnished

• leo2010agendas

  10 Sep 10, 03:57

  Originally posted by zero gravity:

  What if tourists heard these messages? Our reputation...tarnished

  
  +1...agree!

• EW26 Lakeside

  10 Sep 10, 11:53

  C651: YEY! RAYA RAYA!!! WHEEEEEEE!!! 

• mrtdude5

  10 Sep 10, 13:41

  I couldn't get on a train at Boon Lay. -_- But 213/214 came, so I'm still happy.

• mrtdude5

  10 Sep 10, 13:42

  Originally posted by zero gravity:

  What if tourists heard these messages? Our reputation...tarnished

  We have a reputation to tarnish? I thought it was already bad to begin with.

• Kawac151

  10 Sep 10, 20:06

  021/022 : Oh no! My livery teared!!!
  081/082 : Darn! now I have these stupid "Give up your seat" stickers..
  075/076 : Me too...

• SMRT/SBS Transit

  10 Sep 10, 20:17

  LOL

• Kawac151

  10 Sep 10, 20:28

  007/008 : Hope my ad would stay longer so that I won't get those stickers.

• smrt3099

  10 Sep 10, 20:34

  081/082: I need an advertiser badly, I dislike the DSD. So ugly. They have caused me to stop getting ads 

• Kawac151

  10 Sep 10, 21:18

  001/002 : I think i'll be next to get those DSD stickers..

• mrtdude5

  10 Sep 10, 21:54

  Why can't there be BETTER ad campaigns? D:

• alstom metropolis

  10 Sep 10, 22:39

  I'd say by the end of the September holidays this chatbox will hit thousand.
  Perhaps by the end of this year ye chatbox will be the source of lagginess in here.

• alstom metropolis

  10 Sep 10, 22:42

  Doors Are Closing.
  **Please do not lean on the train doors.Next station,<station_name>.This train service terminates at <station_name>.Passengers who are continuing their journey towards Changi Prison,please alight at the next station.

• SBS7322B

  10 Sep 10, 22:46

  Originally posted by alstom metropolis:

  I'd say by the end of the September holidays this chatbox will hit thousand.
  Perhaps by the end of this year ye chatbox will be the source of lagginess in here.

  Forums don't lag. They only get DDOS attacks. =P