Train Forums' Chatbox (Part 2)

• Kawac151

  8 Sep 10, 09:08

  good for you, I have to wait till next year...

• leo2010agendas

  8 Sep 10, 10:54

  Originally posted by willis_chong:

  Morning, 6th September 2010, Joo Koon
  003/004: Yay! Finally can go back UPD!
  SMRT Duty Scheduler: 003/004, you're supposed to do EWL today.
  003/004: WHAT?!?!?!?!

  
  (Continued)
  003/004: Boss, can i take a break? Let 007/008 do the job...
  SMRT Duty Scheduler: Nope. You and 007/008 have been scheduled to do EWL today. Whereby at the end of the day, you 2 will return back to CHD to prepare for the next day.
  003/004: Why?
  SMRT DS: You will go on LTE the next day and CGL the day after!

• SMRT/SBS Transit

  8 Sep 10, 18:43

  LOL

• Kawac151

  8 Sep 10, 20:03

  227/228, 229/230: Own CGL for the third time..

• smrt3099

  8 Sep 10, 22:19

  003/004: Yay, I can finally go to CHD after morning peak

• alstom metropolis

  9 Sep 10, 00:18

  JEMP notices are everywhere & i am sick of them.
  They're in my mailbox,door,MRT,Station- panels,Posters,buses,LRT,news,signposts,Bus interchanges,HDB flat noticeboards,Lift Landings & TV.
  
  HHPSD Panels are everywhere and i am sick of them
  eh...Need i repeat more?

• Kawac151

  9 Sep 10, 12:23

  005/006 arrives at simei, 003/004 departs..

• i_luv_erky

  9 Sep 10, 15:08

  Originally posted by alstom metropolis:

  JEMP notices are everywhere & i am sick of them.
  They're in my mailbox,door,MRT,Station- panels,Posters,buses,LRT,news,signposts,Bus interchanges,HDB flat noticeboards,Lift Landings & TV.
  
  HHPSD Panels are everywhere and i am sick of them
  eh...Need i repeat more?

  Oh really? Mailbox... door, hdb flats, lift landings.
  i didn see any of the JEMP notice at HDB flats or mailbox
  
  i only see it all arounf the MRT stations

• c751bLoVuR

  9 Sep 10, 17:00

  Originally posted by i_luv_erky:

  Oh really? Mailbox... door, hdb flats, lift landings.
  i didn see any of the JEMP notice at HDB flats or mailbox
  
  i only see it all arounf the MRT stations

  Bus stops also have.

• c751bLoVuR

  9 Sep 10, 19:03

  www.thec751blovur.webs.com

  Did you know?

  

  www.thec751blovur.webs.com/event.htm

  

  www.thec751blovur.webs.com/caris.htm

• alstom metropolis

  9 Sep 10, 19:04

  Attention please,the train at platform B is (static) for boarding.Please do (static) board this train.thank you.

• Kawac151

  9 Sep 10, 19:05

  227/228, 229/230: Owners again.

• alstom metropolis

  9 Sep 10, 19:18

  The Top Ten most unexpected places you can expect to see an MRT station.
  #10 **Malaysia.........Malaysia.......please mind the JR terrorists.
  #9   **Jurong SAFTI.......Jurong SAFTI.....please mind the guns.
  #8   **The Istana.......The Istana......please give way to Your Majesty Our President.
  #7   **Changi Prison.........Changi Prison.......please mind the officers on duty.
  #6   **Sentosa.........Sentosa......please fork out the entrance fee.
  #5   **Underneath Bedok/Pandan resevoir.....(repeat) please mind the PUB rules.
  #4   **Jurong Island......Jurong Island.....please mind the stench of chemicals.

  #3   **Pan Island Expressway....Pan Island Expressway...please put on hiking gear.

  #2   **MediaCorp......MediaCorp.........please give me your autograph Mr superstar.

  #1   **Any Ideas anyone?

• Kawac151

  9 Sep 10, 19:22

  Originally posted by alstom metropolis:

  The Top Ten most unexpected places you can expect to see an MRT station.
  #10 **Malaysia.........Malaysia.......please mind the JR terrorists.
  #9   **Jurong SAFTI.......Jurong SAFTI.....please mind the guns.
  #8   **The Istana.......The Istana......please give way to Your Majesty Our President.
  #7   **Changi Prison.........Changi Prison.......please mind the officers on duty.
  #6   **Sentosa.........Sentosa......please fork out the entrance fee.
  #5   **Underneath Bedok/Pandan resevoir.....(repeat) please mind the PUB rules.
  #4   **Jurong Island......Jurong Island.....please mind the stench of chemicals.

  #3   **Pan Island Expressway....Pan Island Expressway...please put on hiking gear.

  #2   **MediaCorp......MediaCorp.........please give me your autograph Mr superstar.

  #1   **Any Ideas anyone?

  For no. 1, Kranji war memorial cemetry?

• i_luv_erky

  9 Sep 10, 19:24

  Originally posted by alstom metropolis:

  The Top Ten most unexpected places you can expect to see an MRT station.
  #10 **Malaysia.........Malaysia.......please mind the JR terrorists.
  #9   **Jurong SAFTI.......Jurong SAFTI.....please mind the guns.
  #8   **The Istana.......The Istana......please give way to Your Majesty Our President.
  #7   **Changi Prison.........Changi Prison.......please mind the officers on duty.
  #6   **Sentosa.........Sentosa......please fork out the entrance fee.
  #5   **Underneath Bedok/Pandan resevoir.....(repeat) please mind the PUB rules.
  #4   **Jurong Island......Jurong Island.....please mind the stench of chemicals.

  #3   **Pan Island Expressway....Pan Island Expressway...please put on hiking gear.

  #2   **MediaCorp......MediaCorp.........please give me your autograph Mr superstar.

  #1   **Any Ideas anyone?

  Jurong Crocodile Farm . Please mind the jaws !
  Sembawang Hot spring . Please mind the hot steam !
  Geylang .   .. . .. .. .. ... .. .. Please mind the $%^*(.
  Machritchie . . .. .. .. .. . .. Please mind wild boars around.
  Thank you for traveling with Wild Island transit.

• alstom metropolis

  9 Sep 10, 19:24

  British English VS Singlish English.
  British--Good Afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen,your attention please,please do not board the next train approaching the station as it is not for passenger service.Passengers travelling towards Changi Airport,please board the train after.We apologise for any inconvinience caused.Thank you & we wish you a good day.

  Singlish--Err attention attention ah,the next train not for boarding ah,please board the next train for ppl going to Changi Airport.sorry ah.tanku

  No offence to either side

• Kawac151

  9 Sep 10, 19:33

  Train is coming, train is coming, train is coming, please start queueing, enjoy your ride..............yeesh -_-"

• i_luv_erky

  9 Sep 10, 19:33

  Originally posted by alstom metropolis:

  British English VS Singlish English.
  British--Good Afternoon Ladies & Gentlemen,your attention please,please do not board the next train approaching the station as it is not for passenger service.Passengers travelling towards Changi Airport,please board the train after.We apologise for any inconvinience caused.Thank you & we wish you a good day.

  Singlish--Err attention attention ah,the next train not for boarding ah,please board the next train for ppl going to Changi Airport.sorry ah.tanku

  No offence to either side

  More shorter version
  Singlish -- Hello, next train don't board, it won't stop. Take the next MRT, ok ?

• pasirrisboy

  9 Sep 10, 19:38

  023/024: Waah, im oranje! Holland FTW! 003/004: Wah why suddenly got mood for Holland? For me, NOKIA FTW! 023/024: You and your Nokia. Sheesh! 003/004: You and your healthcare! 009/010: Ehh wait, wait. ME AND MY POSB CARD! 023/024&003/004: -.-'
• alstom metropolis

  9 Sep 10, 19:45

  Originally posted by alstom metropolis:

  The Top Ten most unexpected places you can expect to see an MRT station.
  #10 **Malaysia.........Malaysia.......please mind the JR terrorists.
  #9   **Jurong SAFTI.......Jurong SAFTI.....please mind the guns.
  #8   **The Istana.......The Istana......please give way to Your Majesty Our President.
  #7   **Changi Prison.........Changi Prison.......please mind the officers on duty.
  #6   **Sentosa.........Sentosa......please fork out the entrance fee.
  #5   **Underneath Bedok/Pandan resevoir.....(repeat) please mind the PUB rules.
  #4   **Jurong Island......Jurong Island.....please mind the stench of chemicals.

  #3   **Pan Island Expressway....Pan Island Expressway...please put on hiking gear.

  #2   **MediaCorp......MediaCorp.........please give me your autograph Mr superstar.

  #1   **Any Ideas anyone?

  What's this in me drawer?
  Prizes.

  Contest:Participants are to have their most intresting 'SGF(trains) Poop' posted in this chatbox.
  Information:
  1)If your post is a entry to this contest,reply to this post and add 'SGFTP' to your submission.
  2)Each user can only participate once.
  3)We do not entertain copied information,unless you have a good reason for it.
  4)All submissions are to be posted by 16/9
  5)Winner will be announced on 18/9 and can claim prize on 19/9 during TC.
  6)Only 1 winner.
  7)No video attachments allowed.
  8)Criteria--Related to this forum & trains,the humor,Length of post(not too long) & ENGLISH ONLY.
  Prizes--an unused SBST ticket roll,One blue ink pen for quick Trainspotting notes,and 2 disks to store all that train media you captured.All are  High quality products.

• SMRT/SBS Transit

  9 Sep 10, 19:46

  Uh... you have to tell the moderators to approve this competition...

• alstom metropolis

  9 Sep 10, 19:46

  Originally posted by SMRT/SBS Transit:

  Uh... you have to tell the moderators to approve this competition...

  
  i sent them PM.for now i post it first in case i forget.

• Kawac151

  9 Sep 10, 19:47

  225/226: I am so dead.....
  201/202: I'm still inside BSD...still no STARIS installed..

• SMRT/SBS Transit

  9 Sep 10, 19:48

  Saw one C651 in the dpot while riding from BSH to AMK... don't know if it is 201/202...

• Kawac151

  9 Sep 10, 20:17

  Originally posted by SMRT/SBS Transit:

  Saw one C651 in the dpot while riding from BSH to AMK... don't know if it is 201/202...

  Was it de-faced?