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Originally posted by Dragonaxe:Dragonaxe : You know ar, sometimes people ar just don't get it.
Oh....So you dont want regular spam? How about Black-pepper ones?
Singapore Flyer : Some people don't get the joke when the Singapore Flyer was under construction and they say they couldn't fit the last part of the Flyer in due to an error in measurement. And people believe that. What a joke!
A story about 2 owls
Originally posted by Veyron16.4:
Oh....So you dont want regular spam? How about Black-pepper ones?
Dragonaxe : I want black pepperoni
Originally posted by Dragonaxe:Dragonaxe : You know ar, sometimes people ar just don't get it.
Dragonaxe #2 : Ya lor, like you, don't understand the definition of gravity
When a kpo owl comes in
047/048: Great now I have 2 problems in one, an over powered motor and flat wheels.
Dragonaxe : More SPAM! More SPAM!! More SPAM!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Kawac151:047/048: Great now I have 2 problems in one, an over powered motor and flat wheels.
049/050 : Nonononono! You have 3 problems!
Dragonaxe : I want more Pokka! More Pokka! More POKKA!!!
!@#$%^&*()
GOAL!!!!!!! VALENCIA!!!!!!!!! MAN UTD!!!!!!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/aug/08/chelsea-manchester-united
this thread is going a little OT.
Originally posted by Kawac151:this thread is going a little OT.
this is chatbox, so dun have a topic at all
Originally posted by Kawac151:this thread is going a little OT.
There was a topic?
Originally posted by Dragonaxe:Dragonaxe : You know the gahmen ar? They want us to speak more �文, so now I type in Chinese is to promote �文 , yeah you should know. Speak more good �文.
Look, either speak English, or speak Chinese. Combining the two like what many Singaporeans do is wrong.
Attention all passengers:
There will be no more train service for the next two days at these stations:
(All stations affected by JEMP)
Our friendly staff are giving you 10 alternate options.
1)bribe our staff into giving you a piggyback ride as a shuttle service(if you are not above 10,000kg)
2)Use our linking shuttle bus service that connects Sentosa & Pulau Ubin(which has no point at all)
3)Hail down our SMRT taxicabs at a discounted price(only if you travel 100km)
4)Go cycling!its green,clean,(& kills if you ride it on the main road)
5)derail our trains before driving them at your own control(but do that after your death sentence)
6)Go walking!It is good exercise and has no carbon footprint!(If it dosen't flood or drought)
7)Buy a car!(And then sell it after you use it)
8)walk on our railway tracks for free!(And get irritated by lots of construction noise)
9)Take public buses!They are a good alternate option & are more diverse!(And jurong east interchange have only SBST buses)
10)Just stay home and watch TV
We do hope you enjoy these alternate options,and sorry for any inconvenience caused.(No offence to SMRT or anyone)
Happy National day!!!!
Majulah Singapura 4ever!!!!!Happy 45 years of nationhood!
My special is out! This time, there's a "storyline"
Originally posted by alstom metropolis:Attention all passengers:
There will be no more train service for the next two days at these stations:
(All stations affected by JEMP)Our friendly staff are giving you 10 alternate options.
1)bribe our staff into giving you a piggyback ride as a shuttle service(if you are not above 10,000kg)2)Use our linking shuttle bus service that connects Sentosa & Pulau Ubin(which has no point at all)
3)Hail down our SMRT taxicabs at a discounted price(only if you travel 100km)
4)Go cycling!its green,clean,(& kills if you ride it on the main road)
5)derail our trains before driving them at your own control(but do that after your death sentence)
6)Go walking!It is good exercise and has no carbon footprint!(If it dosen't flood or drought)
7)Buy a car!(And then sell it after you use it)
8)walk on our railway tracks for free!(And get irritated by lots of construction noise)
9)Take public buses!They are a good alternate option & are more diverse!(And jurong east interchange have only SBST buses)
10)Just stay home and watch TV
We do hope you enjoy these alternate options,and sorry for any inconvenience caused.(No offence to SMRT or anyone)
I'll stay home and watch TV, thanks.
Originally posted by alstom metropolis:Happy National day!!!!
Majulah Singapura 4ever!!!!!Happy 45 years of nationhood!
What's so happy about it?
Originally posted by mrtdude5:What's so happy about it?
you very evil leh
Originally posted by willis_chong:you very evil leh
I'm passionate about my opinions. Just because I'm Singaporean doesn't mean I have to go all touchy-feely about my country.
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