Seriously funny DOTA conversation:
ME : (Allies) Hey guys! Quick push I wanna watch Football!
ALLY1 : No shit me too!!
ALLY2 : Barca vs Chelsea?
ME : Yeah.. come on Pushhh
We all push like crazy but can't break in
ME : (All) Hey guys can we just call it a draw? We wanna watch football!
ENEMY1 : Barca vs Chelsea?
ALLY1 : YEAH, it just kicked off!!!!
ENEMY2 : SHIT! OK DRAW ALL LEAVE NOW!!
ME : Enjoy the game!