Tire pom chiat, no sweat
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Like in army.....
"What you want to be ah?".....
"Cook, Clerk, Driver!!!".....
æ°”æ» our CO.....
Anyway, Happy SAF Day.....
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in army, i'm an officer
but they don't give me commission
i apply to be a commander
they put me seat beside the driver
i want to go air force, be a pilot
they put me in navy, because my face look like a pirate
i tell them i'm a scholar, give me some high end post
they tell me what i got is not a scholarship, it is a bursary
i still got my promotion
they give me LCP
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that's so annoying
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Then I was late and call back to apply for half day leaves They charged me for Absent Without Leaves I then ask for a decent barrack They put me in detention barrack Inside there, they told me they will train me hard and build my body But after a month, I look like incredible hulk and a brain with all kinds of nuts Thereafter, all my buddies ROD with 2 to 3 stripes of ikan bilis I have to ROT extra one month wihout even on piece of ikan bilis All the while, my officers and commanders was never friendly and smile to me But a week before my ROD, they suddenly become very friendly and smile to me It was then they produced a few pieces of toilet paper and aske me to to sign on Over the first time coffee they buy for me, I told them, SAF is not for me. Then they offered me immediate 2 stripes of ikan bilis upon signing on the dotted line I told them I can afford to eat crabs at No Sign board
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They say that in the army, the food is very nice.....
You ask for curry rice, they give you chao ta rice.....
They say that in the army, the sergeant is very nice.....
You ask for early book out, they tell you CCB.....
They say that in the army, the rifles is very nice.....
But when you pull the trigger, the bullet fly behind......
They say that in the army, the grenades is very nice.....
But when you throw the grenade, your PC fly behind.....
I don't want to live an army life, I just want to live a simple life......
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When I was just a chao recruit, I ask my sergeant, what will I be?.....
Will I be PC? Will I be OC? But guess what he said to me?.....
"Balls to you recruit, your future I no time to see, now drop 20 for me!"......
After 9 months of hardship, I pass out from OCS, I saw my same sergeant, he walking towards me.....
He said "Good morning, Sir! How do you do? Still remember me?".....
Guess what I said to him.....
"Balls to you Sergeant! I remember how you treat me, now I'm your PC, go sign extra duty for me!!!".....
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Wha, kong tio SAF, my brother above seibei happy..hello SAF looking for partime to full time professional...can go back and serve mah
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Happy mah.....
My life only army and taxi, took away about 3/4 of my whole life mah.....
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Good to see u happy after 3/4 life gone, at least not gone into waste..ok..so left 1/4 life..you want to book a place at the temple or not, I can happily book for you at a discount price
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Originally posted by bowah:
Good to see u happy after 3/4 life gone, at least not gone into waste..ok..so left 1/4 life..you want to book a place at the temple or not, I can happily book for you at a discount price
I still want to play extra time leh......
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Book now cheaper mah..