most embarasing moment while driving taxi
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got one time stomach ache want to lau siao but with pax stuck at traffic jam cos accident,jam quite serious,it was at the bartley f/o.took 45 mins to reach destination at kaki bukit!reach only quickly ask pax for tghe nearest toilet,ask pax quickly pay,shit he gave a 50 dollar note!fare was $19.20,so no choice give him change $35,lugi $4.20.then quickly ask him to fcuk off!but just after i try to run to toilet,everything came out!it was so smelly and dirty,the whole trousers got shit!went into toilet to clean up.but only water left is inside the flush basin!so just clean up,the trousers but still very smelly!after that drive outg fr the building but get warning fr security guard for simply parking inside their compound!cos only tgaken 2 trips and also peak hr time,so continue working.get a current call fr a condo,took pax to Tan Tock Seng hospital,can see pax keep covering her mouth,reach there she quickly throw me the fare and ask me keep the change!maybe she know what smell that was cos she work in the hospital!
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Ohh so shitty
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Ah fu, told you not to eat sakura buffet..you dun listen..see lah. Lau ka kwee kor
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If your stomach like me easily upset type (knn, last time drink too much).....
I suggest try not to eat snack or anything while driving, have proper break (tea break, lunch, dinner, supper), practice regular timing to eat and shit.....
I see some TD like to put lots of food inside taxi, scare no time to eat like that.....
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1 of my embarrassing moment with pax.....
4 chio OL on board my taxi.....
Half way through the journey.....
Someone farked.....
Waw piang, the smell is super solid, imagine 4 perfume OL mix with fark smell.....
Immediately my kkj also stand down....
Than all still remain silence.....
Until I beh tahan, "Miss, don't mind I wind down window".....
Than from the 4 lady expression, roughly I know who's the 1 farked liao.....
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i also got one time i forgot to zip up,took a female pax,she then started talking how beautiful she was and sexy compare to her colleagues,luckily my bro didn,t stand up!maybe she was testing whether the bro can stand up,so she could see.
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i si beh suka to read you taxi driver guys talking.....si beh funny and interesting..... hahahaha
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Originally posted by foolsh_2000:
i also got one time i forgot to zip up,took a female pax,she then started talking how beautiful she was and sexy compare to her colleagues,luckily my bro didn,t stand up!maybe she was testing whether the bro can stand up,so she could see.
Ah fu, Brother can stand or not, is not depend on talking lah, it depend on show half balls or full balls, G string or no wearing. Knn, if women talk only, brother can stand, then many taxi drivers including my brother will be standing all the way, so many female pax leh. You no zip ok, last time limpeh kanchiong to pick a call, but also need to go toilet to pee, end up zipped on my lan jiao skin...seibei painful, zip down also pain, zip up also pain..tear also come out, many men came in also see me very funny, keep jumping up and down, then I hold my breath and give a strong zip down..then shouted in pain...howwwwllllll!!!, blood also come out, then go pick pax late, then pax said, why so late? thot 7mins will come, kenna scolding, I also lan lan loon, top loon, down also loon. -
Originally posted by bowah:
Ah fu, Brother can stand or not, is not depend on talking lah, it depend on show half balls or full balls, G string or no wearing. Knn, if women talk only, brother can stand, then many taxi drivers including my brother will be standing all the way, so many female pax leh. You no zip ok, last time limpeh kanchiong to pick a call, but also need to go toilet to pee, end up zipped on my lan jiao skin...seibei painful, zip down also pain, zip up also pain..tear also come out, many men came in also see me very funny, keep jumping up and down, then I hold my breath and give a strong zip down..then shouted in pain...howwwwllllll!!!, blood also come out, then go pick pax late, then pax said, why so late? thot 7mins will come, kenna scolding, I also lan lan loon, top loon, down also loon.bo cheng lai kor arh?
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forget to wear lah