Originally posted by Dr.Tornado:
Yesterday I wanked and wanked...then cum....then I collected the cum in a bottle and connected a pH meter. WOW!!! It's pH 1. My penis is power man, can contain stuff of pH 1.
Wank some more and your penis is gone . Your acidic semen corrode ur kukuchiaw till nth is left.

Then when eu wan pia girl , the girls asks :
"Eh why ur kukuchiaw dun have one ? "
Eu : "Becuz i buey tahan , wank so much that my acidic semen corrode my birdie away"
Her : "Wah heng eu dun have kukuchiaw , so cnt pia me. I dun wanna lose my cibai also"
Eu " .."