Hi! I am uno.tdy i am a spider!

• unobitch

  6 Apr 05, 11:40

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  eeeeeee spider!!!!
  
  *take newspaper whack whack whack*

  eeeeee dirty black bird
  
  *whack whack whack*
  
  
• unobitch

  6 Apr 05, 11:46

  Originally posted by LazerLordz:

  I am numero uno.

  hi lazerbeam
  
  tomorrow i am a disco lazer light unit
  
  its good u are numero uno
  
  i am 1b|tch
• Danisdead101times

  6 Apr 05, 14:33

  uno...what are you today?
• unobitch

  6 Apr 05, 14:40

  Originally posted by Danisdead101times:

  uno...what are you today?

  hi danisdead101times
  
  i am uno
  
  tdy i am a bicycle
  
  the nice nurses let me out this morning from the institution
  
  so i could go around
  
  i went zoooom zooooom zoooooom
  
  so fun
  
  have a fun day danisdead101times
  
  
  
  
• Danisdead101times

  6 Apr 05, 14:43

  Originally posted by unobitch:

  hi danisdead101times
  
  i am uno
  
  tdy i am a bicycle
  
  the nice nurses let me out this morning from the institution
  
  so i could go around
  
  i went zoooom zooooom zoooooom
  
  so fun
  
  have a fun day danisdead101times
  
  
  
  

  bicycle? ok ok...
  
  have a great day ahead to you too~
• Nelstar

  6 Apr 05, 14:49

  Originally posted by unobitch:

  Hi I am uno
  
  today i am a microwave oven
  
  
  
  have a nice day Nelstar
  
  

  Hi unoBitch
  
  today i am a hot iron.
  
  
  
  Hope you don't encounter times as bad as mine, uno.
  
  
• unobitch

  6 Apr 05, 14:57

  Originally posted by Nelstar:

  Hi unoBitch
  
  today i am a hot iron.
  
  
  
  Hope you don't encounter times as bad as mine, uno.
  
  

  hi nelstar
  
  
  
  iron *hot hot hot* splashwater n *hiss hiss hiss*
  
  i'm quite sure i won't
  
  i have nothing upstairs becos i went to nothing upstairs
  
  
• Matthew Lim Li Hao

  6 Apr 05, 15:07

  Tdy i am a dick
  because i have no bones
  
  
• unobitch

  6 Apr 05, 15:16

  Originally posted by Matthew Lim Li Hao:

  Tdy i am a dick
  because i have no bones
  
  

  hi Matthew Lim Li Hao
  
  thats nice!
  
  have a nice day
  
  
• evilEmployee

  6 Apr 05, 16:52

  hi my name is XiaoQiang
  
  and im a cockroach. i like to F@#K spiders!! during my free time
  
  
• unobitch

  6 Apr 05, 17:36

  Originally posted by evilEmployee:

  hi my name is XiaoQiang
  
  and im a cockroach. i like to F@#K spiders!! during my free time
  
  

  how nice
  
  thanks for your feedback
  
  it has been duly noted
  
  you may also contribute yr feedback to www.feedback.gov.sg
  
  have a nice day
  
  
  
• Danisdead101times

  6 Apr 05, 17:38

  Originally posted by evilEmployee:

  hi my name is XiaoQiang
  
  and im a cockroach. i like to F@#K spiders!! during my free time
  
  

  hi my name is xiaoming
  
  and im a human...i like to step on cockroaches~ during my free time~
• LuNAtIcfArKeR

  6 Apr 05, 17:41

  i'm thinking of becomimg a condom on sat....
  coz i'm thinking of having sex on sat nite
  
  
  
  on sun i think ill be a dildo....
  coz i dun feel like having sex but still can't neglect my lady frenz...
  what u think?
  
  
• Danisdead101times

  6 Apr 05, 17:47

  Originally posted by LuNAtIcfArKeR:

  i'm thinking of becomimg a condom on sat....
  coz i'm thinking of having sex on sat nite
  
  

  oh my...i didn't know you like scuba diving~
• LuNAtIcfArKeR

  6 Apr 05, 17:49

  Originally posted by Danisdead101times:

  oh my...i didn't know you like scuba diving~

  no no, bcoz the subject is what am i, so i can't be a human rite? gotto choose
• Danisdead101times

  6 Apr 05, 17:50

  Originally posted by LuNAtIcfArKeR:

  no no, bcoz the subject is what am i, so i can't be a human rite? gotto choose

  OK ACCEPTED~!!
• unobitch

  6 Apr 05, 17:51

  Originally posted by LuNAtIcfArKeR:

  i'm thinking of becomimg a condom on sat coz i'm thinking of having sex on sat nite

  hi lunatic farker
  
  thats nice!
  
  thanks for your feedback
  
  you can also contribute your feedback here www.feedback.gov.sg
  
  have a nice day
  
  
  
  
• plneo05

  6 Apr 05, 21:40

  
• unobitch

  6 Apr 05, 21:49

  Originally posted by plneo05:

  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• DriftingGuy

  6 Apr 05, 21:57

  Originally posted by unobitch:

  hi danisdead101times
  
  i am uno
  
  tdy i am a bicycle
  
  the nice nurses let me out this morning from the institution
  
  so i could go around
  
  i went zoooom zooooom zoooooom
  
  so fun
  
  have a fun day danisdead101times
  
  
  
  

  Hey uno, today I am a straight-jacket
  
  My purpose is to restrain someone who escape IMH on a bicycle
  
  The last things she said was zooom zoooom or something to that effect
  
  I wonder if it really is fun
• unobitch

  6 Apr 05, 22:03

  Originally posted by DriftingGuy:

  Hey uno, today I am a straight-jacket
  
  My purpose is to restrain someone who escape IMH on a bicycle
  
  The last things she said was zooom zoooom or something to that effect
  
  I wonder if it really is fun

  hi DriftingGuy!
  
  its really fun!
  
  zooooom zoooooom
  
  thanks for yr feedback!
  
  have a nice day!
  
  
• the.raven

  7 Apr 05, 00:55

  Originally posted by unobitch:

  eeeeee dirty black bird
  
  *whack whack whack*
  
  

  eee lousy editor.
  
  
• kops21

  7 Apr 05, 09:14

  spider man
• Matthew Lim Li Hao

  7 Apr 05, 22:48

  thank you very much.
  
  tdy i am a vagina
  
  always deep and dark like a bast*rd
  
  
• unobitch

  7 Apr 05, 22:53

  Originally posted by Matthew Lim Li Hao:

  thank you very much.
  
  tdy i am a vagina
  
  always deep and dark like a bast*rd
  
  

  hi again matthew!
  
  thats good!
  
  don't drip on the carpet