Perfect Man...Perfect Woman

• BabyLover

  1 Mar 05, 21:40

  Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
  perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
  of course, perfect.
  
  One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
  perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
  of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
  
  There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
  disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
  loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
  along delivering the toys.
  
  Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
  couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
  accident.
  
  Question: Who was the survivor?
  
  Look down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it.
  
  Answer:
  
  The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
  first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is NO SUCH
  THING as a perfect man.
  
  **** Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
  
  **** Men carry on.
  
  So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
  been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
  
  **** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this is
  REALLY the end of the joke.
  
  **** Men Keep going.
  
  By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
  another point:
  
  WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
  
  
  
  
• laurence82

  1 Mar 05, 21:52

  read b4 liao, in 1999
  
  
  
  perfect man = ah lau
  
  perfect woman = babylover
  
  perfect couple to go tmm = ah lau and babylover...
• pipi & poot-poot

  1 Mar 05, 21:54

  I saw...
  
  I read...
  
  I laughed...
  
  I left...
• kops21

  1 Mar 05, 21:58

  I am NOT Prefect....
• BabyLover

  2 Mar 05, 00:11

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  read b4 liao, in 1999
  
  
  
  perfect man = ah lau
  
  perfect woman = babylover
  
  perfect couple to go tmm = ah lau and babylover...

  u dun kaysiao.. ! wanna say wat say
• BabyLover

  2 Mar 05, 00:12

  Originally posted by pipi & poot-poot:

  I saw...
  
  I read...
  
  I laughed...
  
  I left...

  ok accepted
• BabyLover

  2 Mar 05, 00:13

  Originally posted by kops21:

  I am NOT Prefect....

  its ok..*sayang*
• kops21

  2 Mar 05, 21:28

  Originally posted by BabyLover:

  its ok..*sayang*

  .....must train ah boi to be Perfect Man.
  
  u can ask ah lau to help...he love Virgin.
• LeftBallBigger

  2 Mar 05, 21:33

  Originally posted by BabyLover:

  WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
  
  
  
  

  ~No Women No Cry.....
  
  
• BabyLover

  3 Mar 05, 05:40

  Originally posted by kops21:

  .....must train ah boi to be Perfect Man.
  
  u can ask ah lau to help...he love Virgin.

  wanna die ah!
  so perfect for wat! ahlau got monkey wat!
• BabyLover

  3 Mar 05, 05:41

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  ~No Women No Cry.....
  
  

  cry baby cry
• Danisdead101times

  3 Mar 05, 05:43

  orh bi good lah...woman~
• BabyLover

  3 Mar 05, 05:53

  Originally posted by Danisdead101times:

  orh bi good lah...woman~

  or simi bi simi gd...u lub it when women dun listen
• kops21

  3 Mar 05, 06:57

  Originally posted by BabyLover:

  wanna die ah!
  so perfect for wat! ahlau got monkey wat!

  ah lau prefer ur boi boi...
• BabyLover

  3 Mar 05, 07:15

  Originally posted by kops21:

  ah lau prefer ur boi boi... http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/laughing/laughing-smiley-013.gif

  bo pian my ahboi too yandao ardy... so many gers asking him to marry...
  ahlau switch target to monkey.. ur news not updated la
  
• InnoHippo

  3 Mar 05, 17:00

  why women never listen?
• Nelstar

  3 Mar 05, 18:40

  Originally posted by InnoHippo:

  why women never listen?

  cos there is no perfect men who give perfect answers.
  
  
• BabyLover

  4 Mar 05, 19:35

  Originally posted by Nelstar:

  cos there is no perfect men who give perfect answers.
  
  

  nelly gives almost perfect.. try harder
• Faye Valentine

  4 Mar 05, 19:44

  
• Danisdead101times

  6 Mar 05, 05:49

  Originally posted by BabyLover:

  or simi bi simi gd...u lub it when women dun listen

  when they don't listen then i break with them...this is a good way to suai diao ta men~
• InnoHippo

  8 Mar 05, 16:15

  Originally posted by Danisdead101times:

  when they don't listen then i break with them...this is a good way to suai diao ta men~

  
• poon cho tang

  8 Mar 05, 16:21

  ancient joke leh
• BabyLover

  8 Mar 05, 17:50

  i c 2 mcpigs ardy