Far Left History Book....
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How was Far Left created? What gib ah LBB the ideas to start this forum? Whats the purpose? How did kops, pine, lau, dan become the mods?
Who are the Lefties? Who is considered a Leftie, and what u must do to become a Leftie?
All the answers, stay tuned till LBB log in..he will gib us the answers...
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a test for lbb?
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He lecturer leh, mai siao siao...Originally posted by BabyLover:a test for lbb?
He comes in lecture liao, u and i must take the test u noe kekkeke -
take test?! mi see no evil ...Originally posted by laurence82:He lecturer leh, mai siao siao...
He comes in lecture liao, u and i must take the test u noe kekkeke
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no take test = not leftie = cannot treat u when he comes back....Originally posted by BabyLover:take test?! mi see no evil ...
/crawls out 
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lbb wun force de... theres always an exception mah... hor lbb so sweetOriginally posted by laurence82:no take test = not leftie = cannot treat u when he comes back.... -
fwah, this kind of thing can say...Originally posted by BabyLover:lbb wun force de... theres always an exception mah... hor lbb so sweet
used all the tian yan mi yu i taught u....
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u whr got tch mi this!Originally posted by laurence82:fwah, this kind of thing can say...
used all the tian yan mi yu i taught u....
its all zhen xing hua
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xin huan ni, xiang ai ni, xiang shuo zhen xin hua.....Originally posted by BabyLover:u whr got tch mi this!
its all zhen xing hua -
kops21 sit on the first row...waiting for lecture to start.
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hops in, left a mark and left.
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hahaha...he dare not answer lah~ where id LBB~?!!
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oei, prof lbb bo zhor gang...complain to student union liao...strike....
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*clears throat* *ahem* *ahem*
settle down people, we're going to get started
and Ms De Cruz, please get your hand out of Dan's pants
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It all started with a dog. Not a girl, almost every other story starts with a girl but not this one.
There was this old looking dog that was permanently camped at the entrance to the apartment block where I was staying. He must have thought he was the gatekeeper for he only very rarely moved away from the entrance surveying all the humble humans that rushed in and out.
Being a dog lover I would stop for a few minutes on passing him, pat him and say stupid human-dog lingo, things like “so how are you today boy?”. People do that all the time. I bet you do too.
Did I tell you he was all white? While he was, not a spot of brown, black or grey on him. In his past life he must have been Snow White. Snow White was the gatekeeper to my apartment, just great.
On the seventh day of my third month there, he talked back to me. Now, I’m not Dr Doolittle or anything but on this occasion he replied to my human-dog cooing. I said “How are you boy?” and he looked up at me, seemed to think for a minute or two and said“The Sun rises from the Left”. I was too shocked for words but attributed this anomaly to the excessive amounts of drinks consumed the night before.
The next day and for many more, he kept his silence. Only looking up at me with his all knowing eyes as if to say you humans are such a mess. You have to admit. ItÂ’s us humans living the dogsÂ’ life, dogs donÂ’t have to cram into sardine can subway trains and risk getting an up-skirt picture taken of them.
Exactly 2 months later, he looked up at me and said “The planets circle the Sun in a leftward direction”. I guess he meant anti-clockwise but dogs don’t normally add stuff like ‘anti’ to other words, only humans do that.
tbc -
Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:*clears throat* *ahem* *ahem*
settle down people, we're going to get started
and Ms De Cruz, please get your hand out of Dan's pants
Thank you
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dan dan dan, when r u going to stop staining the lecture hall?Originally posted by Danisdead101times: you saw it?
and Ms De Cruz? -
Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:dan dan dan, when r u going to stop staining the lecture hall?
and Ms De Cruz? 
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I'm waiting for your loveOriginally posted by plneo05: -
im curious.. why lbb muz use ms de cruz?Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:dan dan dan, when r u going to stop staining the lecture hall?
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nah for u...Originally posted by laurence82:xin huan ni, xiang ai ni, xiang shuo zhen xin hua..... 
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Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:
great story.. lbb v de power eng
[b]It all started with a dog. Not a girl, almost every other story starts with a girl but not this one.
There was this old looking dog that was permanently camped at the entrance to the apartment block where I was staying. He must have thought he was the gatekeeper for he only very rarely moved away from the entrance surveying all the humble humans that rushed in and out.
Being a dog lover I would stop for a few minutes on passing him, pat him and say stupid human-dog lingo, things like “so how are you today boy?”. People do that all the time. I bet you do too.
Did I tell you he was all white? While he was, not a spot of brown, black or grey on him. In his past life he must have been Snow White. Snow White was the gatekeeper to my apartment, just great.
On the seventh day of my third month there, he talked back to me. Now, I’m not Dr Doolittle or anything but on this occasion he replied to my human-dog cooing. I said “How are you boy?” and he looked up at me, seemed to think for a minute or two and said“The Sun rises from the Left”. I was too shocked for words but attributed this anomaly to the excessive amounts of drinks consumed the night before.
The next day and for many more, he kept his silence. Only looking up at me with his all knowing eyes as if to say you humans are such a mess. You have to admit. ItÂ’s us humans living the dogsÂ’ life, dogs donÂ’t have to cram into sardine can subway trains and risk getting an up-skirt picture taken of them.
Exactly 2 months later, he looked up at me and said “The planets circle the Sun in a leftward direction”. I guess he meant anti-clockwise but dogs don’t normally add stuff like ‘anti’ to other words, only humans do that.
tbc
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but i like.. more more more!! -
i'm curious... what breed is the dog?
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cg ah! we hving lessons here.. u int in the dogOriginally posted by coolger03:i'm curious... what breed is the dog?
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the dog is impt, k....Originally posted by BabyLover:cg ah! we hving lessons here.. u int in the dog
anyway pls stay tune for more details to be released
u never concentrate leh...
lbb say the story started cos of the dog mah.. so must know everything abt the dog first...