Banana Marriage Rings
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ah lau tell me he needs to prepare 4 types of "rings" for his marriage:
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
Can anyone assist him?
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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what is suffe ring and endu ring?
yes yes, i will marry, go forth and multiply..and turn sg into the banana republic..wuahhahahhaha
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then can rear more monkeys.Originally posted by laurence82:
what is suffe ring and endu ring?
yes yes, i will marry, go forth and multiply..and turn sg into the banana republic..wuahhahahhaha 
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which remind me..where is my yandao MB?Originally posted by kops21:then can rear more monkeys. 
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u eaten all the bananas, and MB died of hunger leow.Originally posted by laurence82:which remind me..where is my yandao MB? 
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone
It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone
Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone
Don't need quarters
don't need dimes
to call a friend of mine
dont need computer or tv
to have a real good time
I'll call for pizza
I'll call my cat
I'll call the whitehouse, have a chat
I'll place a call around the world
Operator get me beijing jing jing jing
(Instrumental)
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying
Yanana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone
a brother and sister and a dogaphone
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too - oh yeah
my cellular bananular phone
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Now you can have your phone and eat it too
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
This song drives me .... bananas
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Bo ba do ba do do doob -
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. -
alamak...Originally posted by kops21:u eaten all the bananas, and MB died of hunger leow. -
kopi, is that u with a mask on ur head.Originally posted by kopiosatu:
everyone mai tuo leow...blanket party.
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Hahahahahaha that's ah lauOriginally posted by kops21:kopi, is that u with a mask on ur head.
everyone mai tuo leow...blanket party. -
the body doesnt assemble ah lau leh...Originally posted by kopiosatu:Hahahahahaha that's ah lau
looks more like urself.
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i'm more tanned hor!Originally posted by kops21:the body doesnt assemble ah lau leh...
looks more like urself. -
yah i agree, kopi is tall, dark and handsome.....Originally posted by kopiosatu:i'm more tanned hor! -
Originally posted by kops21:kopi, is that u with a mask on ur head.
everyone mai tuo leow...blanket party. 
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i think you were looking into the mirrorOriginally posted by laurence82:yah i agree, kopi is tall, dark and handsome..... -
nebermind, got blanket...we party.Originally posted by kopiosatu:i'm more tanned hor! -
..... stick to me ....Originally posted by laurence82:yah i agree, kopi is tall, dark and handsome..... -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:i think you were looking into the mirror
tao yan lar, i say the truth hor.... -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Banana phone
ring... ring... ring...
Its a phone with appeal (a peel)
........Bo ba do ba do do doob -
Originally posted by kops21:ah lau tell me he needs to prepare 4 types of "rings" for his marriage:
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
Can anyone assist him?
**************************************************************
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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Ah lau marrying who?
Still dare to ask me to lunch with him on V Day? -
suffering & enduring.Originally posted by laurence82:
what is suffe ring and endu ring? -
yeah...marriage is all about suffering n enduring
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n wallet tearingOriginally posted by poon cho tang:yeah...marriage is all about suffering n enduring -
it is call investing.Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:n wallet tearing -
That's the nice way to put itOriginally posted by kops21:it is call investing.