THE DaY i LoST to a small GAL
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THE DaY i LoST to a small GAL
I was doing my routine jog yesterday at the stadium. It was pretty packed. A group of kids(6-12 yrs)was doing their sprinting training with a coach.
Pretty soon our path crossed. There i am doing my jog and this group of kids are doing their sprinting and was about to overtake me from behind. I was thinking, okay i need a little boost and let blend in to their strides for a short distance(anyway they are doing 200meters only).
I start to open up my strides to match them. Wow they are fast.
I accelerate, puff and puff and still lagging behind. How can that be !!! 
I ran for my life and give chase. At the end, still lost to them. 
Turn around, everybody is staring at kops21. Their Eyes....
Their giggles damn malu... 
How can that be? How can i lose to a small gal? HOW COME?
Old leow lah...even small ger also cannot match. -
sia suay ah.
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what a story~~
only the leftie has the answer~~
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Originally posted by Hello Kitty:sia suay ah.
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don't be sad~~ you try running left...i think you can win them~~Originally posted by kops21: -
Si ZombieOriginally posted by Danisdead101times:what a story~~
only the leftie has the answer~~ , u come with me next time to the stadium and run against those kids. See whether you can beat them or not. 
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o0ps...i cannot run lah...if ask me to run i will lie flat there after the run~~Originally posted by kops21:Si Zombie , u come with me next time to the stadium and run against those kids. See whether you can beat them or not. -
ren lau bah....
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Then how u play police and thief daily?Originally posted by Danisdead101times:o0ps...i cannot run lah...if ask me to run i will lie flat there after the run~~ 
Anyway, u already die so many times leow. one more time, should not be any issues. -
moral of the story:
dun compare an apple with a pear -
Originally posted by chunyong:ren lau bah.... Ur days will come too.
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hmm.. reminds me of an incident back in secondary school.
was playing girls' touch rugby during PE class. i was chasing behind this super big size girl after the rugby. OMG! I lost to her. despite being a regular jogger.
was flabbergasted. -
We are on the same boat.Originally posted by droopyeyes:hmm.. reminds me of an incident back in secondary school.
was playing girls' touch rugby during PE class. i was chasing behind this super big size girl after the rugby. OMG! I lost to her. despite being a regular jogger.
was flabbergasted.
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console yourself lah, kops.
you have been jogging for a while liao mah, they only come and sprint 200m, ofcourse you would have been exhausted before them.
Also, there is the age difference. and also your maintenance, like do u exercise often? can you jog at threadmeal at the speed of 12?
But then if they only age 6-12? their legs quite short rite? unless they are tall, else you should have no problem winning them lor. -
police catch no need to chase that fella from one street to another lah,...you think the old days ah?? lol use your brains..not your butt...Originally posted by kops21:Then how u play police and thief daily?
Anyway, u already die so many times leow. one more time, should not be any issues. -
the worse is when u r young losing to a girl rite.. track n field girls r so darn fast.. i always lag behind them.. dunno why so slow.. haiz..
anyway.. they have exceptionally great tanned legs.. -
actually hor... i know one of the mei mei lah.. then she told mi hor... today hor got a uncle look abit pervert looking one.. then chasing us in the stadium then knn we thought he want to molest us so we all run fast fast go tell the teacher lor...
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Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):actually hor... i know one of the mei mei lah.. then she told mi hor... today hor got a uncle look abit pervert looking one.. then chasing us in the stadium then knn we thought he want to molest us so we all run fast fast go tell the teacher lor... i know who liao~~!!
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Which stadium did your mei mei do the training?Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):actually hor... i know one of the mei mei lah.. then she told mi hor... today hor got a uncle look abit pervert looking one.. then chasing us in the stadium then knn we thought he want to molest us so we all run fast fast go tell the teacher lor... -
I don't run.
I take the MRT .... -
nightzip seems ah old old in thisOriginally posted by nightzip:console yourself lah, kops.
you have been jogging for a while liao mah, they only come and sprint 200m, ofcourse you would have been exhausted before them.
Also, there is the age difference. and also your maintenance, like do u exercise often? can you jog at threadmeal at the speed of 12?
But then if they only age 6-12? their legs quite short rite? unless they are tall, else you should have no problem winning them lor. 
I was in the middle of a jog when they ran past me. I hope my condition is no good and not a sprinter that were the reasons the gals overtook me.
The gals dunno from what school, but some are foreigner babes.
Old leow lah, lose to them also bo pian.
Must go and find those ski mask and cover the face when go jogging next time. Or else has to run slowly at one corner away from the public views. -
Coz the fact is that you suck.
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There are only LEFT turns on a running track..no right turns...cos the right suxs
Only Leftists habe d Answer
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sorry cannot tell wait all the lau tiko go there chasing the mei mei how??? 1 lau tiko is bad enough ok...Originally posted by kops21:Which stadium did your mei mei do the training? -
Maybe its the socks......