Quotes from Southpark....
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Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?" -
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kenny is deadOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger: -
TV Announcer: And now back to Wild Animal World.
TV Host: Here in the more airid regions of Africa, the Gold Colt Lions are in the throwse of mating season. The male lion positions himself behind the female and prepares to insert his lionhood. Notice his large swolen balls.
Kitty: Meow! Meow! Meow! (getting hornier)
TV Host: The female relaxes her body and says hello to Mr. Winkie.
Kitty: Meow! Meow! Meow! (hornier!)
TV Host: The male lion is inticed by the females subtle breasts and firm back side.
Kitty: MEOW! (even hornier!!)
TV Host: Quickly and suddenly, the male is finished. Now, he want's to be alone, so he kindly asks the female to leave. He promises he'll call her tomorrow. But the female doesn't leave, Nope! She's moving right in! Looks like the male lion is screwed!
Kitty: MEOW! MEOW! (super horny!!!)Kitty: Meow! Meow! (louder than ususal) -
Oh my god ! U killed Kenny ! U bastard !
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Cartman: I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home
Kyle: Cartman, you have such a fat ass, that when people walk down the street they go, 'God damn, that's a big, fat ass.'
Cartman: No, they don't, you jealous weakling.
Passing Man: God damn, that's a big fat ass.
Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit. -
[Communtiy Pool]
Lifeguard: Eric, you have to get in the deep end sooner or later.
Cartman: Later's fine.
Lifeguard: Just do your side stroke.
Cartman: I only know how to do it doggy style.
Lifeguard: That's doggie paddle Eric. Now come over here.
Cartman: Can I do it doggy style?
Lifeguard: Ok. -
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Mr. Garrison: And where are you from Damien?
Damien: The seventh layer of Hell!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, that's exciting. My mother was from Alabama.
[Weird chanting]
Damien: My arrival denotes the end of the beginning, the beginning of the end. The new reign of my father.
Mr. Garrison: Your father?
Damien: The Prince of Darkness.
Mr. Garrison: Wow, we have royalty in our class.
Mr. Garrison: Now children, Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass. Her and a lot of blonde....
Cartman: Hey new kid, do you want an invitation to my birthday party?
Damien: Here begins the rule of pain, the new domination of....
Cartman: Psyche! I wasn't going to give you an invitation! Hehehehehe. Hey, who cuts your hair, Stevie Wonder?!? -
Kyle: [The boys are confronted by Afghan soldiers.] Uh, greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's 'aboot' time we get back to our 'hoose' in Canada, isn't it?
Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you talking about? I'm not a Goddamn' Canandian and neither are you.
Stan: Cartman, you stupid asshole.
Kyle: OhmiGod! They killed Kenny. You bastards!
Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina! -
Kids:Ahhhh.
Cartman:Ok, ok, I'll tell you where the triangle is! It's inside my shoe.
Milo takes the triangle out of Cartman's shoe.
Kyle:Oh, for Christ's sake Cartman, when's the last time you changed your socks?
Cartman:And I suppose your socks smell like the Botanical Gardens. -
hahhaa...dan is dead...
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oei, si dan, where u go? nabeiz...
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Sand..MuahahahaOriginally posted by laurence82:Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!
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cartman's quotes!
1. i'm not fat, i'm big boned!
2. i'm not fat, i just havent grown into my body yet!
3. screw you guyz, i'm goin home -
wah. laurie must be realli eng man. took down all the quotes?!
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Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:cartman's quotes!
1. i'm not fat, i'm big boned!
2. i'm not fat, i just havent grown into my body yet!
3. screw you guyz, i'm goin home
realli big fan to habe nick like that... -
hehehe
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Kids: We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas--
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Ohh I Love SP....koool
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Respect my authoritas!
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Stan: How's he doing?
Kyle: He still thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute.
Cartman stands around screaming something
Stan: Cool!
Cartman: Hora...hora plee sojuboy!A man walks by
Man: Huh?
Cartman: Hora...sojuboy...me so horny. Me love you long time.
Man: No way kid! You're grossing me out!
Cartman: Huro saki saki!!
Man: Beat it kid! Come on honey.