Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 142nd Edition
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Good Morning.... hot hot hot... hope it rains later..
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Good morning...
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Hmmm? She already had labour contractions before he left home for work?
well this I not so sure... His wife complained of pain, so he sent her to the hospital in his car... then after tat, dunno why send his wife home and left his car at home... after tat he came work...work a short while, his wife complain of labour pain... and so me and another collick help me settle his work while he clear a couple of emails then he rushed home... little do we know tat he actually took the MRT instead of the taxi >_______>
on the side note, he's getting flamed and currently flooded with work as me and another collick do not have the technical expertise to settle his work
and oh boy, lunch would be sooooo happening if he went lunch with us today...
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try sit him in the middle of a big table, facing all the auntie and lady colleagues.. it would be very interesting!!
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Wakey-wakey.
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Acid, your colleague is really, err... unorthodox. Even if he wanted a home birth he should have rushed back just in case there are complications.
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
Acid, your colleague is really, err... unorthodox. Even if he wanted a home birth he should have rushed back just in case there are complications.
Well, we all have totally no idea how he could take it soooo easy >___>heck, some guys might just faint from all the excitment
"My wife is going to give birth! My wife is going to give birth!! Myyy... ... ..." Guy faints~
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
Well, we all have totally no idea how he could take it soooo easy >___>heck, some guys might just faint from all the excitment
"My wife is going to give birth! My wife is going to give birth!! Myyy... ... ..." Guy faints~
It's his third sprog, he's probably past that stage. "Another one? Whatever, man."
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my stupid internet is so slow >=(
worse than my neighbour's!
(also, I set my mac's english to canadian english and it told me my spelling of neighbour is wrong. stupid fucking americans.)
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
Well, we all have totally no idea how he could take it soooo easy >___>heck, some guys might just faint from all the excitment
"My wife is going to give birth! My wife is going to give birth!! Myyy... ... ..." Guy faints~
"My wife gave birth! My wife gave birth!! Myyy child is huh..black... ... ..." Guy faints~
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
It's his third sprog, he's probably past that stage. "Another one? Whatever, man."
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Originally posted by udontknowme:
my stupid internet is so slow >=(
worse than my neighbour's!
(also, I set my mac's english to canadian english and it told me my spelling of neighbour is wrong. stupid fucking americans.)
eh.. udon.. how many people going this thursday?i'm going to ask my sis and her bf about it... okay if they crash this?
gotta get the confirmation of how many going so we can make reservations
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eh...i shall go check fb now =p
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can put in here coz i can't access parts of FB on my phone, and the idiots blocked out FB here at work
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
"My wife gave birth! My wife gave birth!! Myyy child is huh..black... ... ..." Guy faints~
It is very possible (though rare) to have twins which are one white and one black due to the mother having a sexual fling with someone of another race.
Linkie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation
I quote:
The first recorded case was made by John Archer, an American physician in 1810 and is discussed in Williams Obstetrics (1980). According to Archer, a white woman who had sex with a black man and a white man within a short time subsequently gave birth to twins—one white, one of mixed-race. This is similar to some incidents of mixed twins.
What I'd give to be a fly on the wall in that delivery room.....
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
well this I not so sure... His wife complained of pain, so he sent her to the hospital in his car... then after tat, dunno why send his wife home and left his car at home... after tat he came work...work a short while, his wife complain of labour pain... and so me and another collick help me settle his work while he clear a couple of emails then he rushed home... little do we know tat he actually took the MRT instead of the taxi >_______>
on the side note, he's getting flamed and currently flooded with work as me and another collick do not have the technical expertise to settle his work
and oh boy, lunch would be sooooo happening if he went lunch with us today...
actually i'm wondering why the doc/hospital sent her home. unless her due date is way way ahead.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
It is very possible (though rare) to have twins which are one white and one black due to the mother having a sexual fling with someone of another race.
Linkie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation
I quote:
The first recorded case was made by John Archer, an American physician in 1810 and is discussed in Williams Obstetrics (1980). According to Archer, a white woman who had sex with a black man and a white man within a short time subsequently gave birth to twins—one white, one of mixed-race. This is similar to some incidents of mixed twins.
What I'd give to be a fly on the wall in that delivery room.....
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It must be becoz it's monday...
I've send out an email to our german vendor... Recalled the msg becoz I forgot to add in some stuff... I then sent again and have to recall it again becoz I forgot to add an attachment...
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some hospitals should have their administration taken out and then tortured to death...
i still remember the time i was in so much pain from my slipped disc i could not walk... was told by NUH to come back in 7 days' time... i went to AH and was put in a ward immediately as they asked me why the hell NUH asked me to go home!
i told them to tell the medical authorities about it..
and get this: ONE YEAR later, i was texted a message by NUH that they could see me in a month's time...
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after finishing the republic commando series of novels, I can't help but see the following:
LKY = Chancellor Palpatine
PAP Cabinet = complacent, morally corrupt and hypocritical Jedi Council
PAP MPs = complacent, morally corrupt and hypocritical Jedi Knights
SAF Scholars = incompetant, omplacent, morally corrupt and hypocritical Jedi Generals
NSmen = clone troopers who get the short end of the stick and die because of the incompetance of the Jedi Generals
Heck, I was pumping my fist with joy when Order 66 was issued and they started slaughtering the Jedi!
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and i thought the Lees were like the Borgias of old
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Originally posted by the Bear:
and i thought the Lees were like the Borgias of old
its was pretty interesting that the clone troopers and commandos generally find the Jedi
to be completely useless as occifers, to the point where some of the clone junior officers and ncos actually ordered their men to ignore any order from a Jedi that sounds silly. -
oh, and they think palpatine is an asshole too!
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this is so.. Dilbert..
ahahahaha
i actually told the people in an IPAM course i was in that all these "management" things can be found in Dilbert... just read the stories in Dilbert and gain what never to do from the strips, they'll be fine
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should i feel bad about cutting this guy who was trying to sell his unit over at marketplace to pieces?