Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 137th Edition
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Originally posted by elindra:
LOL got this from a male customer
He Said To Me!
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me .. . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
omg! for one moment, i thought you were actually replying to your customer rather than him passing on the jokes to you.sorry mind is fuzzy at moment.
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afternoon.
The bus lane marking is stupid, places ought to have dotted line dun have.
Sobs. Dr Goh Keng Swee passed away
If not for him, we wun have Jurong, we wun have an Army, strong finances.Do your know Dr Goh's mother family side is related to Tan Siew Sin?
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I now know wat pinky complain abt e older MRT's aircon.
The ventilation or rather circulation is not good for e refurbished ones
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Originally posted by sbst275:
afternoon.
The bus lane marking is stupid, places ought to have dotted line dun have.
Sobs. Dr Goh Keng Swee passed away
If not for him, we wun have Jurong, we wun have an Army, strong finances.Do your know Dr Goh's mother family side is related to Tan Siew Sin?
Dr Goh's mother side produced some politician for malaysia... -
Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
Dr Goh's mother side produced some politician for malaysia...
end up become political foe.But in any case Dr Goh is more politically successful than Tun Tan Siew Sin.
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think i'm gonna spew blood for the second time today!
i should really hand in my notice.
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Originally posted by cassie:
think i'm gonna spew blood for the second time today!
i should really hand in my notice.
chill chill~~~
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
chill chill~~~
just got off a "vomit blood" calli definitely need a "pamper myself" session this weekend
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*bangs wall ......
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Originally posted by Fatum:
*bangs wall ......
need my help to destroy your wall?
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morning
just read today's PAP Times. going off for bf
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before i go to work... here's what Imperial Stormtroopers do on their days off
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hahaha...good use of the figurines..:)
hmm..i should get one for my photography...which cartoon character should i get...? hmm....
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morning
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good morning sbst...
woke up late today... super stone.. i think i had too much activities during the weekdays which is no good..
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relax la
today's PAP Times mostly on Dr Goh.
The man behind
1) Singapore's defence industry aka Charterted Ind of Singapore & ST Kinetics or ST group as a whole
2) Set up SAF from scratch. Man behind NS
3) Jurong Ind Estate. The jobs (end up today gotta rely on M'sian esp to fill e vacancies).
4) Financial sector we've today.
5) Jurong Bird Park
6) Currency policy today.
7) Tax holiday incentive to attract investors.
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
hahaha...good use of the figurines..:)
hmm..i should get one for my photography...which cartoon character should i get...? hmm....
this one
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
hahaha...good use of the figurines..:)
hmm..i should get one for my photography...which cartoon character should i get...? hmm....
Pikachu?Hahahha
Nice pics but wall of pics @@
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i'm off to work...
pinkybear, see you later
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pinky bear got ever go to Bedok Reservoir Rd tat SS?
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Originally posted by elindra:
Pikachu?Hahahha
Nice pics but wall of pics @@
no lah.. i was thinking anything that is closer to "lotus" ? my tradename mah :) -
I think LF wun even want to work at Kaki Bukit either.
The other day saw Sv 58 running packed towards Serangoon at Upp Paya Lebar.
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how about this one?
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how about this one?
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Originally posted by sbst275:
pinky bear got ever go to Bedok Reservoir Rd tat SS?
Nope