Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 126th Edition
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going out liao
would be back tml, after spotting Kingfisher's flight
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
if i eat my chai png slowly
will that give my stomach time to tell me that i am getting full?
mr crossfit will tell you to eat the cai minus the png
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too late
i finished it all.
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Originally posted by av98m:
mr crossfit will tell you to eat the cai minus the pnghe'll tell me to have BBQ chicken wings because that is the warrior's food
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ok, took me 1 month plus to lose 5kg
now i have 99 days till my year end trip
so i should lose almost 15kg
maybe if i dun go bkk and exercise all the way, i will lose weight all the way till i disappear from earth
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
he'll tell me to have BBQ chicken wings because that is the warrior's food
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chicken is not "warrior food"
a hunk of beef dripping with "sauce" and eaten without utensils is warrior food
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
ok, took me 1 month plus to lose 5kg
now i have 99 days till my year end trip
so i should lose almost 15kg
maybe if i dun go bkk and exercise all the way, i will lose weight all the way till i disappear from earth
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Originally posted by the Bear:
chicken is not "warrior food"
a hunk of beef dripping with "sauce" and eaten without utensils is warrior food
we need to organise a warrior food outing. at carnivore
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Originally posted by av98m:
we need to organise a warrior food outing. at carnivore
i don't mind
but i lose some weight first.
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i think i need to go lose some weight first too
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Snake With Foot Found, Killed In China
Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night.
"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.
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the world gets stranger each day
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In The Land Of The Blind, The Man With One Eye Is King: Ridiculous Cyclops Sunglasses
I don't wear sunglasses because I like squinting, but for those of you that do, and only have one giant eye, maybe these new Martin Margiela sunglasses are for you. Sure they look like a giant windshield and cost $570, but that's a small price to pay for looking like a giant Miami douche-hydrant, am I right? Of course I am.
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Are You Out Of Your Damn Mind? Alternatively: Oh Helllllllll No: A Needle Wielding, Blood Sucking Robot
Can you count the number of things wrong in the picture above? If you answered, "every single one", congratulations, you are correct. You see, Bloodbot is a robot designed to stab you with a needle. And I think we can all agree: that is exactly NOT what Jesus would do.
The robot consists of an arm with a needle and a probe. In order to find an accessible vein, the robot probes around your arm until it finds an area of flesh that is a little bit less squishy than the rest. Then it jabs you with a needle, and when it feels a little pop indicating that it's punched through into a vein, it knows to stop the jabbage, lest it go right through the other side of your vein, out the back of your arm, and into your femoral artery, causing a massive amount of hemorrhaging that will no doubt kill you in minutes.
So far, the robot is accurate about 78% of the time.Hell no. Helllllllllll no. I don't care if it's accurate 110% of the time, no robot is getting anywhere near these precious, alcohol filled veins with a needle. I'd rather stab myself in the heart with a cannonball.
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Originally posted by the Bear:
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i managed to download terminator salvation
what a disappointment. the terminators don't kill anyone, they just toss people around
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
How can you call Vanilla flavoured crap Warrior Food :O
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i managed to download terminator salvation
what a disappointment. the terminators don't kill anyone, they just toss people around
it was such a disappointment after watching the sarah conner chronicles. -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i managed to download terminator salvation
what a disappointment. the terminators don't kill anyone, they just toss people around
i still think they should have called it Terminator Salivation -
Originally posted by the Bear:
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Originally posted by elindra:
How can you call Vanilla flavoured crap Warrior Food :O
look at the yellow word on the left
that's worse than vanilla
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urg
after settling the shoot and makan
i feel like taking a nap now.