Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad,105th Edition

• sbst275

  16 Dec 08, 18:50

  somemore bus bay there is those Coach bay style, must reverse before can exit

  not like our bus interchange style, can just steer out to e main road

• kopiosatu

  16 Dec 08, 18:55

  so what happened to woodlands checkpoint??

• sbst275

  16 Dec 08, 18:58

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  so what happened to woodlands checkpoint??

  
  nothing.. it's JB side

  today for ppl it took 2 hrs from Woodlands to JB

  even M'sians aren't happy w/ e design either

• 16/f/lonely

  16 Dec 08, 19:00

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  
  nothing.. it's JB side

  today for ppl it took 2 hrs from Woodlands to JB

  even M'sians aren't happy w/ e design either

  
  Seriously if they call us stubborn and unilateral then what the heck are they doing?

• sbst275

  16 Dec 08, 19:04

  Originally posted by 16/f/lonely:

  
  Seriously if they call us stubborn and unilateral then what the heck are they doing?

  
  they just created their own mess

  neither good for their tourism image

• kopiosatu

  16 Dec 08, 19:15

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  
  nothing.. it's JB side

  today for ppl it took 2 hrs from Woodlands to JB

  even M'sians aren't happy w/ e design either

  u mean, from the causeway it goes to the new place?

• sbst275

  16 Dec 08, 19:19

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  u mean, from the causeway it goes to the new place?

  
  yeap

  a sloppy bridge would link you to e new CIQ (e one beside Caltex)

  clear e CIQ, you'll reach Pelangi

• kopiosatu

  16 Dec 08, 19:20

  cb, so that's what all the stupid construction was for.

• sbst275

  16 Dec 08, 19:21

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  cb, so that's what all the stupid construction was for.

  
  just w/o e crooked bridge

• sbst275

  16 Dec 08, 19:21

  boy

  thks to e JB CIQ mess

  Bus 170's freq is now 20 - 50 mins as I check iris

• cassie

  17 Dec 08, 00:40

  Use second link?
• honeymouse

  17 Dec 08, 06:37

  Morning all....

• av98m

  17 Dec 08, 07:32

  Good morning. Now, how can I get some of that fried testicles and scrotum stew they were showing on bizarre foods last night *drool*

• honeymouse

  17 Dec 08, 07:45

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Good morning. Now, how can I get some of that fried testicles and scrotum stew they were showing on bizarre foods last night *drool*

  

• the Bear

  17 Dec 08, 07:45

  you go castrate a steer like they did last night

• honeymouse

  17 Dec 08, 07:47

  Not sure if you guys have read this somewhere before but it's funny....

  Tickle Me Elmo:

  There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

  Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
  
  The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

  He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

  The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

  At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
  
  The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
  
  The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
  
  'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'
  
  'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
  

• av98m

  17 Dec 08, 07:48

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  you go castrate a steer like they did last night

  
  that part made me want to cross my legs but all sympathy faded once they started the cooking!!

• av98m

  17 Dec 08, 07:50

  ok..thats like so lame

• the Bear

  17 Dec 08, 07:53

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  that part made me want to cross my legs but all sympathy faded once they started the cooking!!

  
  can't believe the steer just got up and walked away

  and his host was almost in tears

• av98m

  17 Dec 08, 08:13

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  can't believe the steer just got up and walked away

  and his host was almost in tears

  
  tears which dried up real fast once they started eating

• the Bear

  17 Dec 08, 08:15

  btw... go check out the pinkybear & MPB show over the night topic

  i think you'll be an even bigger MPB fan after that

• av98m

  17 Dec 08, 08:27

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  btw... go check out the pinkybear & MPB show over the night topic

  i think you'll be an even bigger MPB fan after that

  
  I saw that. Hilarious!

• the Bear

  17 Dec 08, 08:28

  the empty box beside her PC was the one that got me paralysed by uncontrolled laughter

• tare

  17 Dec 08, 08:47

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  the empty box beside her PC was the one that got me paralysed by uncontrolled laughter

  
  i went to read... gosh MPB hor... tsk tsk tsk...

   

  tonite i MUST go home and tabao dinner for .. he's been having bacon for the past 2 days when i go out!!! he ask me to buy more bread cos he finished the loaf at home liao...

  i haven't even SEEN the bacon yet >.<

• honeymouse

  17 Dec 08, 08:49

  Originally posted by tare:

  
  i went to read... gosh MPB hor... tsk tsk tsk...

   

  tonite i MUST go home and tabao dinner for .. he's been having bacon for the past 2 days when i go out!!! he ask me to buy more bread cos he finished the loaf at home liao...

  i haven't even SEEN the bacon yet >.<

  So how many kilos has he gone through so far?