Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 78th Edition
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Originally posted by elindra:
I stole it from another forum and thought they were hilariousThey are! I just wish you had posted them in our jokes thread or something so it'll be easier to refer to them again on another day.
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
They are! I just wish you had posted them in our jokes thread or something so it'll be easier to refer to them again on another day.
We have a jokes thread?I only know there is a jokes forum out there
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Originally posted by elindra:
We have a jokes thread?I only know there is a jokes forum out there
We do! It's a pretty old one though.
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
We do! It's a pretty old one though.
I didn't even know we have a jokes threadLOL
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hmm.... They want our MRT to go JB... now suddenly so enthu
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what do you call a chicken driving a F1 race car?
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Originally posted by sbst275:
hmm.... They want our MRT to go JB... now suddenly so enthu
Of course laThey hope can bring more biz to their IDR
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Originally posted by elindra:
Of course laThey hope can bring more biz to their IDR
they every yr flood somemore got buaya galoresomeone crime rate there fantastic wo
how to get investor?
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Originally posted by sbst275:
they every yr flood somemore got buaya galoresomeone crime rate there fantastic wo
how to get investor?
I thought you said yesterday most of the investors are Singapore comapnies
I wonder is it Temasek leh
Good ma Free buaya to BBQ
Can make like underwater world offices
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Originally posted by sbst275:
hmm.... They want our MRT to go JB... now suddenly so enthu
Better not, for security reasons!
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Originally posted by elindra:
I thought you said yesterday most of the investors are Singapore comapnies
I wonder is it Temasek leh
Good ma Free buaya to BBQ
Can make like underwater world offices
elindra, I take my hat off to you... so funny and yet so sarcastic at the same time! 
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Originally posted by Rhonda: elindra, I take my hat off to you... so funny and yet so sarcastic at the same time!
It can be a swamp/mangrove themepark too
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Blardy hell, last night, I dreamt that I was living in the era of those old shophouses in Singapore. Blardy whole dream like trying to ensure personal safety until this evil person turned up, stole my shophouse keys, and somehow opened doors into the 3rd dimension and staircases and doors started to appear from nowhere and it was impossible to try to catch him to get my keys back!
The night before, I dreamt I was in a hospital, desperately seeking a doctor so I can get him to do some work! And that was after I had just finished a gruelling shift and was going to return to work at 0700 hrs for a 12-hour shift! Biangz, the whole day felt like a zombie!
WHY the hell am I dreaming so much?!
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Originally posted by elindra:
It can be a swamp/mangrove themepark too
Swamp is more like it. When the tide rises, the corrupt buayas will swim out in search of prey!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Blardy hell, last night, I dreamt that I was living in the era of those old shophouses in Singapore. Blardy whole dream like trying to ensure personal safety until this evil person turned up, stole my shophouse keys, and somehow opened doors into the 3rd dimension and staircases and doors started to appear from nowhere and it was impossible to try to catch him to get my keys back!
The night before, I dreamt I was in a hospital, desperately seeking a doctor so I can get him to do some work! And that was after I had just finished a gruelling shift and was going to return to work at 0700 hrs for a 12-hour shift! Biangz, the whole day felt like a zombie!
WHY the hell am I dreaming so much?!
u r not the only one...
I had a terrible one abt a giant croc.
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Originally posted by elindra:
I thought you said yesterday most of the investors are Singapore comapnies
I wonder is it Temasek leh
Good ma Free buaya to BBQ
Can make like underwater world offices
actually they said is based on percentage of land area soldI think end up they can only survive is because of us
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OK, I'm going to run a few errands before it gets too late.
Blardy place is so huge and the public transport coverage is so sparse that unlike Singapore, it's hard to run all the errands you want in a day. Moreover, they have shorter working hours and shops close too darn early.
Much harder to meet friends for outings too. I'm so envious of one of my Singaporean colleagues who's returning to Singapore for a vacation today.
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Originally posted by Ferret:
u r not the only one...
I had a terrible one abt a giant croc.
Biangz... I didn't spread the nightmare virus to you hor!
Y'know, Ferret, I've been having dreams / nightmares since last July. I still suspect I must have some form of rare brain tumour!
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Originally posted by elindra:
It can be a swamp/mangrove themepark too
Their PTP is slowly destroying their mangrove... they used to pride themselve with Asia's largest mangrove swamp.... I think e flood can help to fill back the lost land
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People here are having a tougher and tougher time making ends meet with the banks about to announce yet another interest rate hike, I think the 7th in two years, and yet, govt officials are getting a 30% pay increment!
Corruption exists everywhere...
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
OK, I'm going to run a few errands before it gets too late.
Blardy place is so huge and the public transport coverage is so sparse that unlike Singapore, it's hard to run all the errands you want in a day. Moreover, they have shorter working hours and shops close too darn early.
Much harder to meet friends for outings too. I'm so envious of one of my Singaporean colleagues who's returning to Singapore for a vacation today.
but hor... our planners thinking of trams in Singapore
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Originally posted by sbst275:
actually they said is based on percentage of land area soldI think end up they can only survive is because of us
But hor although land there is cheaper the crime rates there are scaring meAnd these few days so many news about moronic parents in malaysia leaving their children alone!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Biangz... I didn't spread the nightmare virus to you hor!
Y'know, Ferret, I've been having dreams / nightmares since last July. I still suspect I must have some form of rare brain tumour!
I wanted to watch rogue crocodile the moobee de. Now i no dare le.
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OK, buh bye folks! I'd better not miss the tram!
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Originally posted by sbst275:
but hor... our planners thinking of trams in Singapore
This is the most stupid idea ever!!Can you imagine the mess???