Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 78th Edition
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Originally posted by tare:
he got a lot of insurance with u as beneficary issit? wahahaha....
HahahaBut hor I rather have MPB than the insurance money :x
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Originally posted by elindra:
Go office no need fashion sense la
Like my office only a handful of us and I'm here to work not fashion parade leh
Unless got meet customers or visitors coming down than I dress up
Today in capri pants and a super old polo T :P
i work in town leh... but since i-think-i-hurt-my back-the-other-day-when-i-fainted-at-home, plus colleague bang into me... now have to wear flats again... look damn sloppish lor...
no make up, nvr style my hair, i look like a half dead aunty sia... >.<
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*me mysteriously appears in a puff of smoke*
I just reached school.... stopped by the ICA to pick up my passport. Not bad at all.... though the queue was long, I waited less than 20 minutes.
I must've spent a lot of money this week, though.... $70 to renew my passport, $40 to print out my thesis.... sigh.....
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Originally posted by elindra:
HahahaBut hor I rather have MPB than the insurance money :x
awww... so sweet...then why u wanna give him a fit? testing the limit har?
sad to say i rather have the insurance money than him...
and i'm not referring to 
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Originally posted by tare:
i work in town leh... but since i-think-i-hurt-my back-the-other-day-when-i-fainted-at-home, plus colleague bang into me... now have to wear flats again... look damn sloppish lor...
no make up, nvr style my hair, i look like a half dead aunty sia... >.<
so with make up and styling of hair, you look like a dead auntie?
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why is everyone falling sick? its the end of the week, lugi to be sick.
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oh btw fudge, someone called favouriteicon was looking for u in the night owl thread.
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Originally posted by tare:
i work in town leh... but since i-think-i-hurt-my back-the-other-day-when-i-fainted-at-home, plus colleague bang into me... now have to wear flats again... look damn sloppish lor...
no make up, nvr style my hair, i look like a half dead aunty sia... >.<
He will have a fit coz I bring my fishes home. I think I will kenna pull ear today. HahaAiyo you better take care of yourself Tare and stick to flats and stop smoking!!!
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I think i know what causes my rash liao
i din drink much water yesterday and wehenever i din drink enough water, i get rash on my face and near my mouth.
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bye guys, off to camp! hope to be back by 3.
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why steelazio job so good one...work after 10am and knock off by 3pm..
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Originally posted by stellazio:
so with make up and styling of hair, you look like a dead auntie?
*curse the roach kenna confinement for the entire wkend* -
Originally posted by elindra:
He will have a fit coz I bring my fishes home. I think I will kenna pull ear today. HahaAiyo you better take care of yourself Tare and stick to flats and stop smoking!!!
u know he would when u buy the fishes rite? hahahaa....i don't like flats... i look short and sloppish and have higher risk of fallling down!
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no lah..tare, wear the big bright croc shoes...and u will look very cute leh..
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
no lah..tare, wear the big bright croc shoes...and u will look very cute leh..
eeeewww..... if i'm a toddler yes i'll look cute in those... *shivers*plus i work in law firm, i can't wear BIG BRIGHT CROC SHOES to work! *phew*
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Originally posted by tare:
eeeewww..... if i'm a toddler yes i'll look cute in those... *shivers*plus i work in law firm, i can't wear BIG BRIGHT CROC SHOES to work! *phew*
oops...i forgot...well, my industry..the weirder we wear, the better it is..
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
oops...i forgot...well, my industry..the weirder we wear, the better it is..
Haha next time wear PCK boots to work -
Originally posted by elindra:
Haha next time wear PCK boots to work
maybe maybe....thinking....hmmm... -
Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
maybe maybe....thinking....hmmm...
I was joking!! -
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM. -
Ah harharhar!! elindra, your ah Beng jokes are too funny!!
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ah beng jokes are so funny
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Ah harharhar!! elindra, your ah Beng jokes are too funny!!
I stole it from another forum and thought they were hilarious -
maybe i should compile a series of bimbo jokes... all i have to do is note down the stuffs the bimbo beside me say/do... wahahaha......
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Our Ah Beng jokes are kinda like the redneck jokes they have in USA I think lol