Lame things from movies
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In lame movies, it always shows:
1. Policeman will always patrol the area by himself. He will never have a partner so the criminal can easily hide himself and lauch a suprise attack at the policeman and kill him and nobody will know that the policeman is dead already.
2. Whenever there is a crucial period such as in life and death situation, the guns will always run out of bullet.
3. The bad guy and good guy will always throw down their guns and engage in 1 to 1 combat. They will always prefer to fight than to use guns.
4. The bad guy and good guy will always shoot each other with a few hundred bullets but it always miss. Than when the bullets run out they will start fighting each other.
5. There will always be a carpark waiting for you to park your car whenever you need it.
6. There will always be a taxi waiting for you nearby whenever you need it.
7. You can ask the taxi driver to follow the car in front and he will do that without asking any questions.
8. The bad guy seldom uses guns to kill his victims. He will always use some other weapons such as knifes, hook, or even a rope to strangle his victims to death.
9. The bad guy can meet all his victims together but his victims will all chose to run away and let the bad guy kill them 1 by 1 instead of ganging up together to fight the bad guy.
10. The bad guy will kill his victims 1 by 1 and all his victims will not even resist or fight back. They will just cry and beg him not to kill them and the bad guy will just kill them all until there is only 1 or 2 victim left.
Than this 1 or 2 victim will fight back and kill the bad guy.
11. The bad guy is always usually someone that the victim knows.
12. When the good guy gets shoot, he/she will survive because he/she will wear bullet proof vessel whereas the bad guy is stupid. He will never wear a bullet vessel and he gets killed immediately when he gets shot.
13. The police will only come after the good guy have killed all the bad guys. So the police have nothing to do except to clear all the corpse.
14. Its very easy for bad guys to hack into the police system.
Add on to the list of lame things that you watch in movie..
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wait till u see this
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Lol @ your newspaper. Are the newspaper sponsoring freebies ??
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actually bullet proof vessels not very useful oso la.
in real life la.
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å©å�的爸 shoot b4?
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When people see got some big scary thing outside their house, their first instinct is to take torchlight go out of the house and find said big scary thing. (Betty in Ang Lee's Hulk)
100 bad guys cannot kill 1 good guy, 1 good guy can kill 100 bad guys. (Any Arnie movie/Taken etc.)
You can escape out of any situation with simple household items (McGuyver)
Vampires sparkle. ( -_-;; )
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Originally posted by FireIce:
å©å�的爸 shoot b4?
kena shoot before.
damn long story.
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whenever the tv is turned on, it will always be the news and the news will always be bad news
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u can hack into the aliens sibeh sophisticated computer system with a normal laptop and a cable. or just about any system. hahaha
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in a car chase, drivers never get a ticket n no matter how badly abused n wrangled their vehicles are, the engine only dies when the scene is over!
actors jaywalk all the time causing traffic build up on highways n they never get run over!
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they get punched, kicked, whacked, crashed but still have flawless complexion the next day
