25 Cinematic Cliches We Never Wanna See Again
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Make that TWO GPMGS fired from the hip maniacally...Originally posted by Hellraiza:only in the movies can someone operate a gpmg singlehandedly.
and TWO grenade pins yanked from the teeth, while in real life takes a bloody hell of an effort to yank it out, doing so will cause your teeth to fall man... That someone must have taken a lot of calcium -
if a male character is to be portrayed many years later, to indicate that he has aged, he will most definitely grow a moustache or beard.
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Ghost and dead bodies come alive and can squeeze through waster basins, computer scrrens, televisions, photos etc.
Then when the ghosts face about to show the actor/ actress will wake up from a nightmare...then turn around see the ghost again and wake up from another nightware.
Then all the lead female actresses in horror films very pretty 1. -
1. If a President is featured in a movie, he is confirm a target for a terrorist attack.
2.Niggers usually drive cars that can BOUNCE.
3.The Mustang is a MUST in any American racing movie.
4.In a car chase scene, the driver (the good guy ) effortlessly drifts through heavy traffic at high speed while his passenger kao peh kao bu about dying and keeps screaming out the potential dangers they are gonna kana.
5.If a hero gets a gun pointed to his forehead, his buddy(the hero's ) will suddenly appear behind the bad guy and point a gun at his head.
6.NOS (Nitrous Oxide ) is a confirmed feature in any Japanese Sports car , in American movies.
7. A noob who can't even reverse his car properly can suddenly drift like a pro when he needs to rush his friend to the hospital (refer to the movie "Taxi " ) .
8. The Mafia Boss will always be seen smoking a cigar.
9. High school kids never seem to make payments for their food..just take the tray of food at the counter and go.
10. The nerdy kid will always kana suan by his gym teacher (a big tough man ) during gym class.
11. A laptop is powerful enough to disable an Alien's highly advanced Mother Ship.
12. Whenever a woman is angry with someone else in a pub, she will splash a glass of alcohol at him/ her
13. In a Chinese Kung Fu movie, the hero is protrayed as a weak but clever little boy during his childhood.
14.The good guys usually have the worst weapon available when fighting the bad guy .
15.If the main villian have a superweapon, it will surely be used on him by the hero.
16. In a horror movie , the guai lan guy in the group of victims will always die the most painful death.
17. If an Ang mor cop pairs up with a Chinese cop, the Chinese cop will opt to use his kung fu to defeat the bad guys when he could have easily used a gun, like how he Ang Mor partner did.
18. After paying the bill at a restaurant, no one ever waits for the change.
19. Cheerleaders (gals ) are usually very arrogant and mean.. they also have rugby player boyfriends.
20.An Ang mor will never drive a Jap Sports car (Evo, GTR, 350Z , etc.. ) unless it's a street racing movie. The rich kids drive European or American convertables.
21. In cowboy movies, fights will always take place in a bar. -
addendum to 21..
one of the bad guys will be thrown through the glass window and another in the horse trough
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The table used to play poker will most probably be kicked over and be used as a shield from the bullets.Originally posted by the Bear:addendum to 21..
one of the bad guys will be thrown through the glass window and another in the horse trough -
if a hero wants to infiltrate an enemy hideout in a foreign country. it doesn't matter that he doesn't speaks the language, faking an accent will do the trick and get the guards fooled.
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1.The hero races/competes/fights for honor or to save someone's life. Only bad guys will race/compete/fight for Money.
2. Bad news is usually reported over the phone and when it happens, loud bassy music could be heard as the hero widens his eyes in horror.
3.Captain, Lt. , SGT, Private are common ranks for the hero in war movies
4. The U.S. soldiers are always the good guys in war movies while Asian soldiers are baddies.
5. U can just jump into an enemy's jeep and drive off, no ignition key needed.
6. If a ghetto is being shown, there is bound to be Nigger music blasting in the background.
7.At swordfighting scenes, the hero and Villian will at one point clash their swords together violently and hold their positions as they glare at each other fiercely.
8. If the hero is gonna execute his deathblow, the camera will zoom in at his eyes before he does the move.
9. A Time bomb is always defused 2 seconds before it blows.
10. If the hero suddenly spins around and fires, the bullet will surely hit the villian...fatally.
11. After getting an ancient treasure, the hero's sidekick will "itchy hand " go and touch something, thus causing the area to cave in .
12.If a woman tends to the hero's wounds in private, they will surely end up kissing. -
add on,Originally posted by markzz:12.If a woman tends to the hero's wounds in private, they will surely end up kissing.
a hero will show no sign of fear when battling all sort of danger, but will whine when a woman tend to his wounds. -
The most pek chek part is when the hero gonna kiss the woman liao, then suddenly someone came in or the phone rang, and they had to stop halfway!Originally posted by Gordonator:add on,
a hero will show no sign of fear when battling all sort of danger, but will whine when a woman tend to his wounds. -
the person assigned to help the hero in fighting the bad guy will most definitely be a beautiful and sexy lady, who will most likely fall in love with the hero and midway will be captured by the bad guys so that the hero have to rescue her.
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she will scream that "It's a trap! " while the hero is forced to drop his weapon.Originally posted by Gordonator:the person assigned to help the hero in fighting the bad guy will most definitely be a beautiful and sexy lady, who will most likely fall in love with the hero and midway will be captured by the bad guys so that the hero have to rescue her.]
The hero is then whacked badly by the bad guy or his henchmen.