Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows Predictions (State B4 Read)

• Kuali Baba

  24 Jul 07, 20:38

  Originally posted by ordinaryguy32:

  Because at the end of Half-Blood Prince, Malfoy cast Expelliarmius (pardon the spelling) on Dumbledore and forcibly "won" over his wand.
  
  Can anyone tell me how Neville got the Sword of Gryfinddor from Griphooks?

  Dumbledore explained in Chamber of Secrets that true-blue Gryffindors would be able to draw the sword from the Sorting Hat when they need it.
• lpx88

  24 Jul 07, 21:36

  Originally posted by JLennon:

  Sometimes I believe JK Rowling deliberately litters her books with various sexual innuendo. For eg:
  
  1. in book 7, the use of 'Erecto' together with setting up a 'tent' was classic
  2. in book 1, Hermione was panicking about 'there's no wood'
  3. in book 3, Ron wanted to see 'Uranus' (Your anus) in one of his classmate's star charts and was punished for that
  
  

  There's no wood means wad ah?
  
  And Coincidentally or not i believe 1 of the slangs for erection is called "pitched up" also God knows what will happen if her wand pointed wrongly
• JLennon

  24 Jul 07, 21:41

  Originally posted by lpx88:

  There's no wood means wad ah?
  
  And Coincidentally or not i believe 1 of the slangs for erection is called "pitched up" also God knows what will happen if her wand pointed wrongly

  No wood also means having a flaccid phallus.
  
  Actually in all fairness, 'erection' in pre-20th century was commonly used when describing construction of a building or structure. Just as 'gay' used to mean happy.
• lpx88

  24 Jul 07, 21:43

  Originally posted by JLennon:

  No wood also means having a flaccid phallus.
  
  Actually in all fairness, 'erection' in pre-20th century was commonly used when describing construction of a building or structure. Just as 'gay' used to mean happy.

  Yea but still it came out damn funny in that setting "Deathstick" also made me Lol too
• 798

  24 Jul 07, 21:44

  yesterday my sis was too engross in her new HP book.
• JLennon

  24 Jul 07, 21:48

  Originally posted by lpx88:

  Yea but still it came out damn funny in that setting "Deathstick" also made me Lol too

  Well, I'm sure JKR was being deliberate then.
  
  If you ever do any research on archaeology on the human species, please take heed that there is a species known as Homo Erectus which is of course extinct and certainly not meant to be funny.
• iveco

  26 Jul 07, 00:47

  Originally posted by Kuali Baba:

  Dumbledore explained in Chamber of Secrets that true-blue Gryffindors would be able to draw the sword from the Sorting Hat when they need it.

  Meaning what? Who is the true heir of Gryffindor?
• Kuali Baba

  26 Jul 07, 00:53

  Originally posted by iveco:

  Meaning what? Who is the true heir of Gryffindor?

  Those in Gryffindor who have real bravery and chivalry will be able to draw the sword when they need it.
• The Libertines

  26 Jul 07, 20:38

  hahaha what about
  
  'merlin's saggy left...'
  
  'draco's sweaty hand slipped out of harry's...' harry's what?
  
  
• aloof_guy

  27 Jul 07, 00:25

  Originally posted by The Libertines:

  hahaha what about
  
  'merlin's saggy left...'
  
  'draco's sweaty hand slipped out of harry's...' harry's what?
  
  

  haha i dont think she meant it la.. she has kids ya know.