Story 2 - RJC girl hangs around in Tampines Mall
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welcome back. in this episode, our heroine of the day, Ms. Rar Jay Cee hangs around in Tampines Mall after school
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girl: (talking to herself : finally! after a month of mugging for my exams, my life has come to its zenith! freedom! away from muggerism. oh, so this is the famous Tampines mall? It's in the far east! Oh god, from Buona Vista to here, such a long way from the west to the east. oh ye, there aren't any places to hang out around RJC other than that stupid holland village.)
girl: (talking to herself: wow, the famous Tampines mall! So many people here! Cool, i'll hang around and see what i can buy. but for starters, i will want to look cool. look at all those kids around me - a cigarette in their fingers, shirts not tucked in, blonde hair, talking loudly, squatting by the roadside... typical low class singaporeans, but that's cool!)
[our heroine pull out her Raffles shirt, take out her Raffles badge, pull up her green pleated Raffles skirt and started walking into the mall]
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inside in mall, 3 girls saw our dear heroine and started following her. the leader of the trio is called Ah Lian, a notorious gangster from Bedok East Secondary School. Her sidekick: Ah Hui, 2 years older than her from ITE(Simei) and Ah Mei from Simei Woods Secondary School.
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ah lian: look at that siao char boh! walking around like that.. we go ask her for prodection money
ah hui: on ah!
ah mei: settle!
[ ah hui walked up to a very baffled Ms. Rar Jay Cee, apparently confused by the horde of shoppers and the sudden appearence of somebody she didn't recognise, or cliche-ly, do no want to recognise ]
ah hui: leah chiong deh loh eh? (where do you hang around)
rjcgirl: huh? sorry i only learnt french, didn't get to study german.
ah mei: kaopeh lah! you from where? tanjong katong secondary issit (note that tkss and rjc's uniform are almost the same, except for the pleats.)
rjcgirl: please do not associate me with those rejects of our meritocratic society. i'm from rjc, RAFFLES junior college
ah lian: wah lao. zai man.
ah lian: (whispers) don't play play with his char boh. stylo one. why not we corrupt her and bring her to our side?
ah mei and ah hui: yaya
ah lian: why after school no go home? come tampeenee for what?
rjcgirl: pardon?
ah lian: sorry, zai lai yi chi (try again). Come tamp-pee-nis for what?
rjcgirl: oh, school has ended, hanging around.
ah lian: me ah lian, my friends there 1 is ah mei 1 is ah hui.
rjcgirl: hi there pals.
ah lian: have you been here before?
rjcgirl: not really.
ah lian: come i bring you around.
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so the 4 walked around the mall, behaving like siao gee na, screaming & caterwauling. then they arrived at the games arcade
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ah lian: quick change token!
rjcgirl: ok
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they came to the counter
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cashier: hi, how much do you want to change?
rjcgirl: erm... erm..
ah lian: $50
rjcgirl: my mum's going to kill me for that...
ah lian: we your friends right. later i got something to treat you one. don't worry. quick, come on.
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the girls got their $50 worth of tokens and ah lian took our heroine to the PARA PARA machine
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ah mei: come let's dance
ah lian: you know how to dance para para?
rjcgirl: oohhh.. such a silly name... oossh.. i really don't want to try it, it's rather low class. i only know tango, waltz and rjc's orientation dance.
ah mei: lai lah!
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and so they danced.
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rjcgirl: it's 9:30pm now, it's getting late. i think i better go home
ah lian: aiyah don't go back lah..
rjcgirl: no i have to observe my home rules. this is my number, goodbye friends. nice time talking to you. -
wahhahhaa...
The moral of the story is.... ??? -
no morals ...
com'on guys continue my story! -
wow, u really creative. u got prize for story telling?Originally posted by spast.ic:*****
welcome back. in this episode, our heroine of the day, Ms. Rar Jay Cee hangs around in Tampines Mall after school
*****
girl: (talking to herself : finally! after a month of mugging for my exams, my life has come to its zenith! freedom! away from muggerism. oh, so this is the famous Tampines mall? It's in the far east! Oh god, from Buona Vista to here, such a long way from the west to the east. oh ye, there aren't any places to hang out around RJC other than that stupid holland village.)
girl: (talking to herself: wow, the famous Tampines mall! So many people here! Cool, i'll hang around and see what i can buy. but for starters, i will want to look cool. look at all those kids around me - a cigarette in their fingers, shirts not tucked in, blonde hair, talking loudly, squatting by the roadside... typical low class singaporeans, but that's cool!)
[our heroine pull out her Raffles shirt, take out her Raffles badge, pull up her green pleated Raffles skirt and started walking into the mall]
****
inside in mall, 3 girls saw our dear heroine and started following her. the leader of the trio is called Ah Lian, a notorious gangster from Bedok East Secondary School. Her sidekick: Ah Hui, 2 years older than her from ITE(Simei) and Ah Mei from Simei Woods Secondary School.
****
ah lian: look at that siao char boh! walking around like that.. we go ask her for prodection money
ah hui: on ah!
ah mei: settle!
[ ah hui walked up to a very baffled Ms. Rar Jay Cee, apparently confused by the horde of shoppers and the sudden appearence of somebody she didn't recognise, or cliche-ly, do no want to recognise ]
ah hui: leah chiong deh loh eh? (where do you hang around)
rjcgirl: huh? sorry i only learnt french, didn't get to study german.
ah mei: kaopeh lah! you from where? tanjong katong secondary issit (note that tkss and rjc's uniform are almost the same, except for the pleats.)
rjcgirl: please do not associate me with those rejects of our meritocratic society. i'm from rjc, RAFFLES junior college
ah lian: wah lao. zai man.
ah lian: (whispers) don't play play with his char boh. stylo one. why not we corrupt her and bring her to our side?
ah mei and ah hui: yaya
ah lian: why after school no go home? come tampeenee for what?
rjcgirl: pardon?
ah lian: sorry, zai lai yi chi (try again). Come tamp-pee-nis for what?
rjcgirl: oh, school has ended, hanging around.
ah lian: me ah lian, my friends there 1 is ah mei 1 is ah hui.
rjcgirl: hi there pals.
ah lian: have you been here before?
rjcgirl: not really.
ah lian: come i bring you around.
******
so the 4 walked around the mall, behaving like siao gee na, screaming & caterwauling. then they arrived at the games arcade
******
ah lian: quick change token!
rjcgirl: ok
******
they came to the counter
******
cashier: hi, how much do you want to change?
rjcgirl: erm... erm..
ah lian: $50
rjcgirl: my mum's going to kill me for that...
ah lian: we your friends right. later i got something to treat you one. don't worry. quick, come on.
******
the girls got their $50 worth of tokens and ah lian took our heroine to the PARA PARA machine
******
ah mei: come let's dance
ah lian: you know how to dance para para?
rjcgirl: oohhh.. such a silly name... oossh.. i really don't want to try it, it's rather low class. i only know tango, waltz and rjc's orientation dance.
ah mei: lai lah!
******
and so they danced.
******
rjcgirl: it's 9:30pm now, it's getting late. i think i better go home
ah lian: aiyah don't go back lah..
rjcgirl: no i have to observe my home rules. this is my number, goodbye friends. nice time talking to you. -
nah, but i would appreciate if you guys would read all these stories carefully, and in between the lines. ...
ye that's it
and pls continue my stories