Story 1 - RJC goes for Singapore Idol audition
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haha, after crapping a lot in the previous thread, i've decided to create more cock stories about the very famous rjc girl (better than phua chu kang!) and thus, let;s party!
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[In this episode, our heroine for the day, Ms. RJC went for Singapore Idol audition. She entered the special room for the interview, a necessary gate before the second round.]
Judges: Welcome to Singapore Idol, are you participant no. b28, Ms. Rar Jay Cee?
girl: Indeed
Dick Lee: we are the judges for the Singapore Idol. Now, I'm Dick Lee, the smart ass seated next to me is Douglas Oliveiro, a well-known flamboyant host for Rolling Good Times or better known as Dog. And the lady to my left is none other than Florence Lian, or more affectionally called Ah Lian.
girl: Ohh... I see.. So hi, good morning Dick, Dog and Ah Lian.
Dick Lee: Haha.. some humour eh? Ha. Ok now, Ms. Rar Jay Cee, could you please tell us more about yourself?
girl: (excited) oh yes! oh ya I studied in Rosyth Primary School, entered the Gifted Education Programme (G.E.P) in Primary 4. After that I stunned Singapore with a score of 286 for my PSLE and entered the renowned Raffles Girls School. After which I aced my O'levels with 11 A1s and entered Raffles Junior College. Currently I'm in the Medicine Faculty of Raffles Junior College. Heehee
Ah Lian: Ah mean, I mean tell us more about yourself, not extol your accolades.
girl: Oops sorry. I'm a petite girl currently in RJC, the Harvard of Singapore schools and I'm..
Dog: Alright my fair lady, please tell us what are you going to sing for us today.
girl: I'm going to sing the 'auspicium melioris aevi' song
judges: what?
girl: It's the raffles school song!
dick: haha. I see.please go ahead
[after 2 mins of school song]
ah lian: impressive.
girl: that's for sure. I normally sing my school song with such sheer pride and gusto. (whispers)but ask me to sing that majulah singapura crap, i would rather not..
dog: sorry?
girl: nothing..
ah lian: now other than singing, what else are you good at?
girl: mugging! my achievements include mugging the Oxford Dictionary for Professors, the Periodic Table and even the three Lord of the Rings novels!
dog: other than that?
girl: oh yes, I'm good at doing mathematical sums.
ah lian: now im getting rather sick of this. could you please say more interesting things, for example, could you dance? you know, dance?
girl: oh yes. (girl breaks into a dance)
dog: cool dance. now what's it called?
girl: it's our RJC orientation dance! hee hee
dick: ..... -
*clap clap*
u really know some of them right? haha u know them very well. haha
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WTF? why u hate rjc ppl so much? and dont make fun of our Raffles school anthem!!
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so u from rjc?Originally posted by spast.ic:****
haha, after crapping a lot in the previous thread, i've decided to create more cock stories about the very famous rjc girl (better than phua chu kang!) and thus, let;s party!
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[In this episode, our heroine for the day, Ms. RJC went for Singapore Idol audition. She entered the special room for the interview, a necessary gate before the second round.]
Judges: Welcome to Singapore Idol, are you participant no. b28, Ms. Rar Jay Cee?
girl: Indeed
Dick Lee: we are the judges for the Singapore Idol. Now, I'm Dick Lee, the smart ass seated next to me is Douglas Oliveiro, a well-known flamboyant host for Rolling Good Times or better known as Dog. And the lady to my left is none other than Florence Lian, or more affectionally called Ah Lian.
girl: Ohh... I see.. So hi, good morning Dick, Dog and Ah Lian.
Dick Lee: Haha.. some humour eh? Ha. Ok now, Ms. Rar Jay Cee, could you please tell us more about yourself?
girl: (excited) oh yes! oh ya I studied in Rosyth Primary School, entered the Gifted Education Programme (G.E.P) in Primary 4. After that I stunned Singapore with a score of 286 for my PSLE and entered the renowned Raffles Girls School. After which I aced my O'levels with 11 A1s and entered Raffles Junior College. Currently I'm in the Medicine Faculty of Raffles Junior College. Heehee
Ah Lian: Ah mean, I mean tell us more about yourself, not extol your accolades.
girl: Oops sorry. I'm a petite girl currently in RJC, the Harvard of Singapore schools and I'm..
Dog: Alright my fair lady, please tell us what are you going to sing for us today.
girl: I'm going to sing the 'auspicium melioris aevi' song
judges: what?
girl: It's the raffles school song!
dick: haha. I see.please go ahead
[after 2 mins of school song]
ah lian: impressive.
girl: that's for sure. I normally sing my school song with such sheer pride and gusto. (whispers)but ask me to sing that majulah singapura crap, i would rather not..
dog: sorry?
girl: nothing..
ah lian: now other than singing, what else are you good at?
girl: mugging! my achievements include mugging the Oxford Dictionary for Professors, the Periodic Table and even the three Lord of the Rings novels!
dog: other than that?
girl: oh yes, I'm good at doing mathematical sums.
ah lian: now im getting rather sick of this. could you please say more interesting things, for example, could you dance? you know, dance?
girl: oh yes. (girl breaks into a dance)
dog: cool dance. now what's it called?
girl: it's our RJC orientation dance! hee hee
dick: ..... -
wahahhaha
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Originally posted by the.raven:WTF? why u hate rjc ppl so much? and dont make fun of our Raffles school anthem!!
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the.raven -> no i don't hate rjc, just making fun of that school...
theboysg or something -> no im not from rjc
and do you guys find it funny (loosen up people, don't be so serious!)
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just some observations:
the.raven wrote:
WTF? why u hate rjc ppl so much? and dont make fun of our Raffles school anthem!!
erm i'm not sure whether i should be saying this but the rafflesians (ie, the students of rjc) i know dont defend the reputation in their school so vehemently. most of them actually actually 'suan' their school, labelling themselves 'muggers'. ye, most are generally fun loving people who love to laugh at themselves -> some sage said that laughing at oneself is what, a good thing or something..
ya so to assert the.raven is a rafflesian is to stretch credulity. but anyway... im writing a second rjc story... keep it going.. and loosen up.. pals! -
Originally posted by spast.ic:
support u.
just some observations:
the.raven wrote:
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WTF? why u hate rjc ppl so much? and dont make fun of our Raffles school anthem!!
erm i'm not sure whether i should be saying this but the rafflesians (ie, the students of rjc) i know dont defend the reputation in their school so vehemently. most of them actually actually 'suan' their school, labelling themselves 'muggers'. ye, most are generally fun loving people who love to laugh at themselves -> some sage said that laughing at oneself is what, a good thing or something..
ya so to assert the.raven is a rafflesian is to stretch credulity. but anyway... im writing a second rjc story... keep it going.. and loosen up.. pals!
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thanks ahboysg for the support!
anyway i plan to submit my stories to talkingcock.com to spoof rafflesians ...
haha maybe my stories will make it to singapore joke books -
chill chill, we all HATE rjc pple.Originally posted by the.raven:WTF? why u hate rjc ppl so much? and dont make fun of our Raffles school anthem!!
We just sharing the joys of mocking them. -
oh no please do not hate them...
just laugh at them.. ye baby.. check my part 2! -
write more!! write more!!..kaka..wo xi huan~Originally posted by spast.ic:oh no please do not hate them...
just laugh at them.. ye baby.. check my part 2! -
Originally posted by spast.ic:
I laugh at myself, and laughing at my school anthem is 2 different things
just some observations:
the.raven wrote:
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WTF? why u hate rjc ppl so much? and dont make fun of our Raffles school anthem!!
erm i'm not sure whether i should be saying this but the rafflesians (ie, the students of rjc) i know dont defend the reputation in their school so vehemently. most of them actually actually 'suan' their school, labelling themselves 'muggers'. ye, most are generally fun loving people who love to laugh at themselves -> some sage said that laughing at oneself is what, a good thing or something..
ya so to assert the.raven is a rafflesian is to stretch credulity. but anyway... im writing a second rjc story... keep it going.. and loosen up.. pals!
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HHAHAHAHAAHA!Originally posted by spast.ic:theboysg or something -> no im not from rjc