Do you think RJC girls are pretty
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rjc girls can only flirt not touch one lah...
sorry. rjc girls cannot flirt and touch one lah should be more correct
just imagine this scenario:
[imagine a normal jc boy going up to rjc girl]
boy: hiyer
girl: hi
boy: have we met before?
girl: the truth is, de facto, I've never seen you before. Not that I could remember, or simply, not that I want to remember.
boy: wow. that's rather chim
girl: pardon me for my insolence but what is chim.
boy: oh chim ah. hokkien for deep, or very profound.
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Originally posted by spast.ic:rjc girls can only flirt not touch one lah...
sorry. rjc girls cannot flirt and touch one lah should be more correct
just imagine this scenario:
[imagine a normal jc boy going up to rjc girl]
boy: hiyer
girl: hi
boy: have we met before?
girl: the truth is, de facto, I've never seen you before. Not that I could remember, or simply, not that I want to remember.
boy: wow. that's rather chim
girl: pardon me for my insolence but what is chim.
boy: oh chim ah. hokkien for deep, or very profound.
[erm ran out of ideas... pls continue]
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haha i know some jc gal that is actually like that..... hahaha.. and 1 of them happened to be a rjc gal.. hahahaOriginally posted by spast.ic:rjc girls can only flirt not touch one lah...
sorry. rjc girls cannot flirt and touch one lah should be more correct
just imagine this scenario:
[imagine a normal jc boy going up to rjc girl]
boy: hiyer
girl: hi
boy: have we met before?
girl: the truth is, de facto, I've never seen you before. Not that I could remember, or simply, not that I want to remember.
boy: wow. that's rather chim
girl: pardon me for my insolence but what is chim.
boy: oh chim ah. hokkien for deep, or very profound.
[erm ran out of ideas... pls continue]
chim man talking to them.. make mi sweat so much. haha -
*gives tissue paper to ah flings *Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):haha i know some jc gal that is actually like that..... hahaha.. and 1 of them happened to be a rjc gal.. hahaha
chim man talking to them.. make mi sweat so much. haha -
girl: so, what brings you here
boy: (wanting to impress her) i'm like a tiny, minuscule object, drawn by gravity towards you
girl: tell me, so what's the equation of gravity?
boy: (shocked) erm...
girl: it's
. forget it.. you won't see it anyway
boy: oh ye sorry about that but let's talk about other things.
girl: evolution? darwin? quantum mechanics?
boy: ...... -
lol......Originally posted by spast.ic:girl: so, what brings you here
boy: (wanting to impress her) i'm like a tiny, minuscule object, drawn by gravity towards you
girl: tell me, so what's the equation of gravity?
boy: (shocked) erm...
girl: it's. forget it.. you won't see it anyway
boy: oh ye sorry about that but let's talk about other things.
girl: evolution? darwin? quantum mechanics?
boy: ...... .... some jc gal are really like that. haha -
I had some bad experiences with some girls from elite schools before some years ago..
I was pretty quiet during tuition classes but there was once when i voiced out my opinion about some chemistry issue, the whole class fell silent.
Saw the looks on some of their faces, it was like horrified and stunned.
They were horrified because they thought i was stupid since i was from a neighbourhood school instead of the prestigious ones.
And stunned because they were amazed at my articulation when i spoke in english.
One of the girls came up to me and told me " I didn't expect them from you, i thot you were ... (blushes and leaves) "
Stupid bitch..Elitist..Arrogant, Pompous, Wanton Slut! -
(in this scenario, a group of students are attending a biology tuition class. girl = rjc girl; boy = some normal jc boy)
[as usual people elsewhere love to suck up on elistist azsholes, didn't you realise?]
teacher: it pleased me to be able to teach such a diverse class as this. today we're going to touch on a more advance topic, which i assume students from that great jc already know, and that students from kampung jcs can buckle their seat belt for this wonderful ride.
teacher: we're going to touch on chromosomes today. to start it off, we'll have that pretty (ucch!) girl over there to give us a brief introduction to start off the lesson.
girl: Chromosome, microscopic structure within cells that carries the molecule deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)—the hereditary material that influences the development and characteristics of each organism. In bacteria and bacteria-like organisms called archaebacteria, chromosomes consist of simple circles of DNA floating freely in the organism.
teacher: Woah! That's pretty impressive. Now may i ask you which junior college are you from?
girl: RJC
teacher: NO WONDER (it's friggin irritating when u hear suck-ups slapping elitists' butts)
teacher: Now, Chromosomes consist chiefly of proteins and DNA. Tiny chemical subunits called nucleotide bases form the structure of DNA. A sequence of bases along a DNA strand that codes for the production of a protein is known as a gene (see Genetics). Genes occupy precise locations on the chromosome.
students: Orh....
teacher: Here students, who can tell me what are Centromeres and Telomeres?
boy: I know!
[the who class turned and looked at him disdainfully, with deep doubtful and mocking eyes]
boy: Telomeres are specialized sequences of DNA that are found at the tips of chromosomes. Centromeres are.... are... huhmmm
girl: Give up you silly reject of our meritocratic education system!
boy: ermm.... i just forgot
girl: hahah.. look at his pitiable state... muhaha...]
boy: oh yes.. Centromere—visible through a microscope as a knotlike structure—connects to an apparatus called the spindle.
teacher: oh okay ok. Let's carry on. (no credit was given -> teacher's prejudice)
girl exclaimed: Im amazed something useful can come out of that crass, lower echelon, doltish, dotterel, imbecilic, ludicrous, puerile, inane and absolutely stupid mouth and brain of yours. Haha -
Originally posted by spast.ic:
last time when I went RJC I saw some pretty girls wad
really rjc girls not eyecandy, never were they any 'hot'...
seriously i got a friend inside (but he confess all rjc boys also not yandao) so he say rjc boys nowadays damn desperate liao...
so i say, pretty girls out their, here's your divine mission:
[b]SAVE RJC BOYS
[i]you can try me(sorry me not rjc) for starters[i][/b] -
rjc girls are cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet.Originally posted by spast.ic:rjc girls can only flirt not touch one lah...
sorry. rjc girls cannot flirt and touch one lah should be more correct
just imagine this scenario:
[imagine a normal jc boy going up to rjc girl]
boy: hiyer
girl: hi
boy: have we met before?
girl: the truth is, de facto, I've never seen you before. Not that I could remember, or simply, not that I want to remember.
boy: wow. that's rather chim
girl: pardon me for my insolence but what is chim.
boy: oh chim ah. hokkien for deep, or very profound.
[erm ran out of ideas... pls continue]
facts: rjc girls are mammals,
rjc girls mug ALL the time
the purpose of rjc girls is to reject people
testimonial:
RJC girls can confuse anyone they want!!! these girls are so crazy and awesome that they mug ALL the time and dont even think twice about it. I heard that there was this rjc girl eating at a restaurant, just because a kid dropped a spoon, she explained the whole Newton's laws and law of gravity to the restaurant patrons and their brains exploded. my friend who is studying in RJC told me that a rjc girl totally rejected him just because she confused him.
thats what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!
if you dont believe that rjc girls have REAL ULTIMATE POWER, you'd better get a life right now, or else a rjc girl will come to your house and explain to you Stoke's theorem and triple integration and your brains will explode!!! thats an easy choice, if you ask me. -
Originally posted by spast.ic:
eh I know u are trying to show off your biology mugging skills....
(in this scenario, a group of students are attending a biology tuition class. girl = rjc girl; boy = some normal jc boy)
[as usual people elsewhere love to suck up on elistist azsholes, didn't you realise?]
teacher: it pleased me to be able to teach such a diverse class as this. today we're going to touch on a more advance topic, which i assume students from that great jc already know, and that students from kampung jcs can buckle their seat belt for this wonderful ride.
teacher: we're going to touch on chromosomes today. to start it off, we'll have that pretty (ucch!) girl over there to give us a brief introduction to start off the lesson.
girl: Chromosome, microscopic structure within cells that carries the molecule deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)—the hereditary material that influences the development and characteristics of each organism. In bacteria and bacteria-like organisms called archaebacteria, chromosomes consist of simple circles of DNA floating freely in the organism.
teacher: Woah! That's pretty impressive. Now may i ask you which junior college are you from?
girl: RJC
teacher: [b]NO WONDER (it's friggin irritating when u hear suck-ups slapping elitists' butts)
teacher: Now, Chromosomes consist chiefly of proteins and DNA. Tiny chemical subunits called nucleotide bases form the structure of DNA. A sequence of bases along a DNA strand that codes for the production of a protein is known as a gene (see Genetics). Genes occupy precise locations on the chromosome.
students: Orh....
teacher: Here students, who can tell me what are Centromeres and Telomeres?
boy: I know!
[the who class turned and looked at him disdainfully, with deep doubtful and mocking eyes]
boy: Telomeres are specialized sequences of DNA that are found at the tips of chromosomes. Centromeres are.... are... huhmmm
girl: Give up you silly reject of our meritocratic education system!
boy: ermm.... i just forgot
girl: hahah.. look at his pitiable state... muhaha...]
boy: oh yes.. Centromere—visible through a microscope as a knotlike structure—connects to an apparatus called the spindle.
teacher: oh okay ok. Let's carry on. (no credit was given -> teacher's prejudice)
girl exclaimed: Im amazed something useful can come out of that crass, lower echelon, doltish, dotterel, imbecilic, ludicrous, puerile, inane and absolutely stupid mouth and brain of yours. Haha
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pls loh the.raven dun talk cock..
you learnt those stuffs in bio?
i bet not.
i got them from a webbie... -
then how come tuition class teach those ar?Originally posted by spast.ic:pls loh the.raven dun talk cock..
you learnt those stuffs in bio?
i bet not.
i got them from a webbie...
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what's wrong with rjc girls... your minds not good enough heh? study harder!
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just for fun lah...
loosen up people...
don't be too serious! -
Originally posted by spast.ic:just for fun lah...
loosen up people...
don't be too serious!
no one found my post funny meh -
i prefer hcjc. y? because it's fed by st niks n chij tpy
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baaaasket man. my ex is in rjc. and i think i'm smarter than her. they're not as smart or as b*tchy as they seem to be...
and neither are the ppl in acjc as good looking as ppl say they are. there are chiobus of course but other colleges have just as many. i should know coz im there for almost 12hrs every weekday. heeheeee...... -
Originally posted by wd1:baaaasket man. my ex is in rjc. and i think i'm smarter than her. they're not as smart or as b*tchy as they seem to be...
and neither are the ppl in acjc as good looking as ppl say they are. there are chiobus of course but other colleges have just as many. i should know coz im there for almost 12hrs every weekday. heeheeee...... how certain are you that you are smarter than her? -
Got crash the school anot? Wha.. The canteen, damn shiok ah!Originally posted by spast.ic:now i think its a common misconception that acjc people are good looking (boys & girls)...
erm.. not that i wanna suan them or put them down, but it's so not true...
after all i see them almost everyday after school
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Haha.. Rubbish.. vj and acj got quite alot.Originally posted by spast.ic:as for boys, probably you can't find any in any jcs...
Tj even better!! -
Vjc ppl then boringOriginally posted by spast.ic:nono vjc girls are the best, next time you go jc level... naturally you'll come to realise that vj has the best girls...
as for boys, probably you can't find any in any jcs...
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me prefer sa galOriginally posted by spast.ic:obviously im not from rjc, but based on the 'nature' of the school itself, and the 'reputation' it has among Singaporeans young and old...
deep in your mind..
(let's me frank about this)
Do you think RJC girls are pretty? And do you think they are easy to buaya?
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Errm issit? I was at pre-u sem and this girl in my group was like pretty much normal.. the most chim thing she said was ceteris paribus.. tts kinda normal..
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mueahahhaha.....was it me?Originally posted by WebCaster:Errm issit? I was at pre-u sem and this girl in my group was like pretty much normal.. the most chim thing she said was ceteris paribus.. tts kinda normal..
cos there was one period of time where "ceteris paribus" was my kou tou chan....
tts the oni thing i rber from my Econs class.....before i dropped the subject.....ponteng too much........hahahaha...