Big John Doesnt Pay!!
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One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus,
and drove off along the route. No problem for the first few stops -- a
few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet
eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the
back.Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and
basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but
he wasn't happy about it.
the next day the same thing happened -- Big John got on again, made a
show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one
after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started
losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building
courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the
summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good
about himself.
So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and
said,"Big John doesn't pay!", the driver stood up, glared back at the
passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
Moral of the story :
Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to
solve one. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ........... -
heard this one somewhere before, but it still manages to crack me up -
Hahahahaha...
Things arent alwaz what u see them to be. -
good what, the bus driver made himself stronger.Originally posted by caramelgal:One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus,
and drove off along the route. No problem for the first few stops -- a
few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet
eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the
back.Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and
basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but
he wasn't happy about it.
the next day the same thing happened -- Big John got on again, made a
show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one
after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started
losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building
courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the
summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good
about himself.
So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and
said,"Big John doesn't pay!", the driver stood up, glared back at the
passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
Moral of the story :
Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to
solve one. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ........... -
read tis b4 in reader's digest i think if i m not wrong
