Difference between 'f' and 'F'
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A little "f" friend: identifies themselves when they call.
A big "F" Friend: doesn't have to.
A little "f" friend: opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on their life.
A big "F" Friend: says, "What's new with you?"
A little "f" friend: thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A big "F" Friend: says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."
A little "f" friend: has never seen you cry.
A big "F" Friend: has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A little "f" friend: doesn't know your parent's first names.
A big "F" Friend: has your parent's phone numbers in their address book.
A little "f" friend: knows almost nothing about your family.
A big "F" Friend: knows the medical history, dietary habits and marital troubles of everyone on your tree.
A little "f" friend: brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A big "F" Friend: comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A little "f" friend: calls you at 10 p.m. just to chat.
A big "F" Friend: knows you hate to be called after 9 p.m.
A little "f" friend: wonders about your romantic history.
A big "F" Friend: could blackmail you with it.
A little "f" friend: when visiting, they act like a guest.
A big "F" Friend: when visiting, they open your refigerator, put their feet on the sofa, talks back to your spouse and reprimand your children.
A little "f" friend: thinks the friendship is over when you argue.
A big "F" Friend: knows that a friendship's not a friendship until you've had a fight. -
Haha..I guess I have a lot of big 'F' friends then...
i.c.y -
dont really get it.. -
read wat he wrote in his post lor...compare wif the frens u have...small f frens means those normal acquaintances la...big F Friend is those very close fren u have...Originally posted by joker105:
dont really get it.. -
I would say I have several fren who would just come to my place and just open my fridge and start to ransack thru it. There was once I have a half bottle full with orange juice and one of them saw it and finished it for me. But then I will go to their place and do the same thing (no la, i never finish their drinks, a bit too gross for me hehe
) And I can safely say I can blackmail a few of them with their romantic histories if I choose too haha. But I will never do that la...dats why so many ppl tell me their 'stories'...
i.c.y -
Well guess I am a "F" to lots of them but they are just my "f"
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dang i got alot of "f"......
almost no "F" -
All the people around me are f
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a small "f" ends up like this: fuck
a big F ends up like this: Fuck -
Same same...Originally posted by Joshua1975:Well guess I am a "F" to lots of them but they are just my "f"