Qian bian wen da ti

• foga

  25 Jul 04, 16:49

  1. Why is fish cunning ?
  Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)
  
  2. What animal falls down the most?
  Ans: Fox, cos they jiao hua (cunning)
  
  3. What animal is most skillful?
  Ans: mouse (lao shu) cos shu shu you lian guo (uncle got training)
  
  4. Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
  Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming
  
  5. Which chinese host does not have centre parting?
  Ans: wu zong xian (no centre line)
  
  6. Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?
  Ans: Cos Jay Walking
  
  7. Which emperor (huang di) is blind??
  Ans: Kang xi (Can't see)
  
  8. How does a fish laugh?
  Ans: HE HE HE
  
  9. How does a prawn laugh?
  Ans: HEI HEI HEI
  
  10. Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?
  Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai ping
  
  11. Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
  Ans: cos bei bi wu chi
  
  12. Which button on your keyboard cannot sing?
  Ans: F4
  
  13. Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?
  Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai Tu
  
  
• tany

  25 Jul 04, 17:09

  5) wu zhong xian
  7) kang xi
  8 ) hee hee hee
  9) hey hey hey
  11) bei bi wu chi
  12) F4
  
  the rest of the questions dunno.
• foga

  25 Jul 04, 17:13

  zhen cong ming
  
  

  Originally posted by tany:

  5) wu zhong xian
  7) kang xi
  8 ) hee hee hee
  9) hey hey hey
  11) bei bi wu chi
  12) F4
  
  the rest of the questions dunno.

• nemo77

  25 Jul 04, 17:13

  Originally posted by tany:

  5) wu zhong xian
  7) kang xi
  8 ) hee hee hee
  9) hey hey hey
  11) bei bi wu chi
  12) F4
  
  the rest of the questions dunno.

  i know all answers...
  cos it's hidden just below the questions
• foga

  25 Jul 04, 17:14

  wah u lagi cong ming
  
  

  Originally posted by nemo77:

  i know all answers...
  cos it's hidden just below the questions

• tany

  25 Jul 04, 17:19

  the wolves are here. guess a fruit.
  lang lai le, cai yi zhong shui guo.
• foga

  25 Jul 04, 17:23

  starfruit
  
  lang lai le, yang tao
  
  

  Originally posted by tany:

  the wolves are here. guess a fruit.
  lang lai le, cai yi zhong shui guo.

• nemo77

  25 Jul 04, 17:24

  Originally posted by tany:

  the wolves are here. guess a fruit.
  lang lai le, cai yi zhong shui guo.

  lang lai le yang tao
  yang zo le cao mei
  
  know it many many years back liao
• tany

  25 Jul 04, 17:25

  Originally posted by foga:

  starfruit
  
  lang lai le, yang tao
  
  

  *ho ho ho* you also zhen cong ming.
  
  
  Part 2: yang lai le, cai yi zhong shui guo.
• foga

  25 Jul 04, 17:31

  wo si hokkien len
  
  hee hee hee
  
  strawberries chao mei lor
  
  ( actually nemo answered liao )
  
  

  Originally posted by tany:

  *ho ho ho* you also zhen cong ming.
  
  
  Part 2: yang lai le, cai yi zhong shui guo.