When u don't want it to happen..
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It happens..
When u try ur hardest to avoid sth..
It juz comes right up to u..
Currently, i'm in such a predicament. A deep sh|t-hole.
Anyone have any amusing experiences to share? -
some sh|t is inevitableOriginally posted by Gackt247:It happens..
When u try ur hardest to avoid sth..
It juz comes right up to u..
Currently, i'm in such a predicament. A deep sh|t-hole.
Anyone have any amusing experiences to share? -
hmm...just face it lor...
nothing lasts forever...it will pass...
cheer up!
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The problem is some sh|t is recurring. A vicious cycle. One Sh|t-hole to another. That's my problem.Originally posted by rainee:hmm...just face it lor...
nothing lasts forever...it will pass...
cheer up! -
amusing? wowOriginally posted by Gackt247:It happens..
When u try ur hardest to avoid sth..
It juz comes right up to u..
Currently, i'm in such a predicament. A deep sh|t-hole.
Anyone have any amusing experiences to share? -
life is full of sh|t ........ enjoyOriginally posted by Gackt247:The problem is some sh|t is recurring. A vicious cycle. One Sh|t-hole to another. That's my problem. -
yah juz like i try my best to avoid getting anymore blue blks...Originally posted by Gackt247:It happens..
When u try ur hardest to avoid sth..
It juz comes right up to u..
Currently, i'm in such a predicament. A deep sh|t-hole.
Anyone have any amusing experiences to share?
yet it still comes to me...
like the vacuum handle can juz drop n knock my leg...
bb walker can juz run into mi
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dun tink abt defecation n shit all the time
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Dont think of sh!t and sh!t will not come to you
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tell you not to squat on the toilet bowl.. now fall in already right?
muahahahaha -
Oh well.. wat r friends for.. come come.. i share with u..Originally posted by InnoHippo:life is full of sh|t ........ enjoy -
Originally posted by the Bear:tell you not to squat on the toilet bowl.. now fall in already right?
muahahahaha 
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He he.. u remind me of my dad.. perenially knocking himself against the stove, leg of the coffee table, the bed, the shelve etc..Originally posted by BabyLover:yah juz like i try my best to avoid getting anymore blue blks...
yet it still comes to me...
like the vacuum handle can juz drop n knock my leg...
bb walker can juz run into mi
Juz take extra extra precaution. -
It's nothing compared to everybody stepping on each others sh|t during field camp.. lol..Originally posted by the Bear:tell you not to squat on the toilet bowl.. now fall in already right?
muahahahaha -
How not to think of sh|t when somewhere at the lower region of ur body is growling n contracting?Originally posted by bratpig:Dont think of sh!t and sh!t will not come to you -
Cum cum share share..we can help u de....Originally posted by Gackt247:It happens..
When u try ur hardest to avoid sth..
It juz comes right up to u..
Currently, i'm in such a predicament. A deep sh|t-hole.
Anyone have any amusing experiences to share?
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the
bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
but i'm not tellin u to keep ur mouth shut larling... its juz a little story to share... dun get wrong idea ok, baby?
larling... in ur darkest hour, never worrie dat there is no hope... the most extraordinary thing about this life is dat YOU are the author of ur own destiny, and u get to decide wats in the next chapter... some tings are not meant to last, they juz tek a place in ur heart and make u smarter the next tym... there's a first time for everyting.... everyting has to haf a beginning... but dan again, everyting has to end...
there are some tings in life dat dun go the way u wan them to or the way u think they should... but u cant dwell on these bcoz u'll miss out on other opportunites... dun gif up one someting juz bcoz u dun think tings wil work... u wun know unless u give it a try.... but dun hold onto someting dat left a long time ago...bcoz sooner or later u'll realize some tings juz not meant to be...
"Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly." -
x2Originally posted by carpe diem jur:A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the
bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
but i'm not tellin u to keep ur mouth shut larling... its juz a little story to share... dun get wrong idea ok, baby?
larling... in ur darkest hour, never worrie dat there is no hope... the most extraordinary thing about this life is dat YOU are the author of ur own destiny, and u get to decide wats in the next chapter... some tings are not meant to last, they juz tek a place in ur heart and make u smarter the next tym... there's a first time for everyting.... everyting has to haf a beginning... but dan again, everyting has to end...
there are some tings in life dat dun go the way u wan them to or the way u think they should... but u cant dwell on these bcoz u'll miss out on other opportunites... dun gif up one someting juz bcoz u dun think tings wil work... u wun know unless u give it a try.... but dun hold onto someting dat left a long time ago...bcoz sooner or later u'll realize some tings juz not meant to be...
"Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly."