I'll start the ball rolling:
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Problem:
Wrong fuel tank size programmed at factory (58l for 2004 model). Car ran out of gas on carpark ramp...
Fix:
Reprogrammed by TE.
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Problem:
Steering wheel electrical connections - audio buttons dead, airbag warning on all the time.
Fix:
Faulty components flown in and replaced by TE.
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Problem:
Plastic (paint?) peeling on glovebox release button
Fix:
Will need to bring it in and let TE check.
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Problem:
Door handles and guard strips becoming grey...
Fix:
Will need to bring it in and let TE check.
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Problem:
Recurring wheel/steering wheel misalignment causes car to steer left-bias
Fix:
Realignment done several times, problem comes back after a while.
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Problem:
Squeaky brakes at crawling speeds
Fix:
Brake pads replaced. Don't know if problem will resurface later

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Problem:
Engine and/or transmission slight vibration/buzzing at 85kmh at 5th gear (both manual and auto modes), causing squeaks and rattles within dash/doors. Only happens when applying a little gas while cruising and feels like "in the wrong gear", ie should be in 4th instead of 5th.
Fix:
TE still trying to figure it out.

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Problem:
Various aesthetic build quality issues (rear parcel shelf and C-Pillar interior don't line up, bonnet doesn't line with front side panel etc)
Fix:
Can't be fixed

It's not an Audi

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Problem:
Terrible audio
Fix:
Replace the stock front dash speakers (step 1). Considering other options for rear speakers (may need separate amp, line converters etc).