Why didn’t anyone tell us that the way to make a living in 2010 is to just behave poorly and then accept money to talk about it? That’s how Lindsay Lohan is going to earn her paychecks this year. Lohan is reportedly going to make $1 million to give an exclusive post-jail interview to OK! Magazine to discuss all the murderers she’s befriended in the clink, one assumes.
Since Lindsay is expected to leave rehab early (possibly even this week, some sources say), we might be hearing all the nasty details of Lindsay’s thug life sooner than first thought. Even more depressing to consider is the fact that now that she’s an ex-con, Lindsay’s personal appearance fees have gone up and The Hollywood Reporter says that she can expect to earn up to $1 million just to show up at parties in New York, L.A. and Las Vegas. Is this just a vicious cycle though? Making money to party, while partying itself is the reason you got thrown in jail? Maybe that’s something Lindsay will clear up in her interview, after she loans us a hundred bucks.
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