Sponge CakeHalf a Kg Cake
Duration Time: abt 30~45 minutes
INGREDIENTS1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup of lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 pack of 100 grams nuts
1 bottle Gin
2 cups of dried fruit
DIRECTIONSSample the Gin to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Gin again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat this step
1.Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
2.At this point it's best to make sure the Gin is still OK.
Try another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.
3.Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
4.If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a srewscriver.
5. Sample the Gin to check for tonsisticity.
6.Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a *^&!.
Check the Gin.
7.Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table.
8.Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
9.Greash the oven.
10.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Gin and enjoy ur hang over!