you have been together 5yrs or more, 2 kids and a few extra pounds later he starts to make snide passing comments like "tsk ...so flat one" but thats ok ... the last straw comes when one day out while visiting him at his office for lunch you him see him standing about 5cm apart from this new secretary ... a slutty little minx .. her eyes were on the notes in her hand but his eyes were looking down blouse at her firm and luschious longkang.
would you
a) walk over and rip his eyes out.
b) walk over and rip her eyes out.
c) go over and take a look at what he is looking ...
or
d) it's time to get a boob job.