Shoved it up your ass idiot!
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I was happily reading a book about poetry. (in the MRT) Reading a beautiful poem, thinking of how beautifully written it was, the imageries, rhythm, etc Â… minding my own business.
Then someone farted! What the Fark! In an instance all my poetic moods were gone! Vanished! And OMG! It really stinks like hell!
Shoved it up your ass idiot!
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Originally posted by DeadPoet:I was happily reading a book about poetry. (in the MRT) Reading a beautiful poem, thinking of how beautifully written it was, the imageries, rhythm, etc Â… minding my own business.
Then someone farted! What the Fark! In an instance all my poetic moods were gone! Vanished! And OMG! It really stinks like hell!
Shoved it up your ass idiot!
man that gotta hurt... -
One of the things that piss me off is people farting in the MRT, lifts, etcÂ….
Imagine you are sitting down, and the idiot standing right in front of you, back facing you, farted right into your face.
Gross! -
A gust of warm wind,
Caress my fatigue face,
AhÂ… the smell of yesterdayÂ’s
Break
Fast
~I must be mad to write something like this~
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wuahahaha...
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Originally posted by DeadPoet:A gust of warm wind,
Caress your fatigue face,
AhÂ… the smell of yesterdayÂ’s
Break
Fast
~I must be mad to write something like this~ -
up close and personal Originally posted by DeadPoet:A gust of warm wind,
Caress your fatigue face,
AhÂ… the smell of yesterdayÂ’s
Break
Fast
~I must be mad to write something like this~ -
Originally posted by DeadPoet:
I am going to BREAK his leg and it is doing to be FAST!
A gust of warm wind,
Caress your fatigue face,
AhÂ… the smell of yesterdayÂ’s
Break
Fast
~I must be mad to write something like this~ -
If only got money to take taxi to work everyday. Sigh ...
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taxi drivers fart too....Originally posted by DeadPoet:If only got money to take taxi to work everyday. Sigh ... -
Originally posted by skeujin:taxi drivers fart too....
At least I know it is him.
In the MRT, you can't really tell who is the culprit -
in the mrt u can move to another cabin. in the taci thers no whr to run...Originally posted by DeadPoet:
At least I know it is him.
In the MRT, you can't really tell who is the culprit -
Originally posted by DeadPoet:I was happily reading a book about poetry. (in the MRT) Reading a beautiful poem, thinking of how beautifully written it was, the imageries, rhythm, etc Â… minding my own business.
Then someone farted! What the Fark! In an instance all my poetic moods were gone! Vanished! And OMG! It really stinks like hell!
Shoved it up your ass idiot!
if you are really poetic, you should be able to transform that fart into a beatiful poem -
if u noe whos the person in the MRT who farted, r u going to confront him/her?Originally posted by DeadPoet:
At least I know it is him.
In the MRT, you can't really tell who is the culprit -
is it us or u're jus plain special, u dun fart?
i mean one can't control whether to fart or not rite.
but if the culprit apologises for his/her actions then
it's ok.
Originally posted by skeujin:taxi drivers fart too.... -
ok i know this is rubbing it in but imagine if the person had onion, eggs & coffee for brekkie coupled by the fact that last night's dinner juz digested finish only!
TX "stinky" -
Farts from a constipated person stink like heck.
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Hey, you have a very good point there.Originally posted by skeujin:in the mrt u can move to another cabin. in the taci thers no whr to run... -
Heehee done that, but not really beautiful lah.Originally posted by the.raven:
if you are really poetic, you should be able to transform that fart into a beatiful poem -
Hey wuming78, long time no see.Originally posted by wuming78:if u noe whos the person in the MRT who farted, r u going to confront him/her?
No lah, I will remember how he/she looks like then write a poem about him/her and post it here.
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Hmm.., usually I will try to control.Originally posted by foga:is it us or u're jus plain special, u dun fart?
i mean one can't control whether to fart or not rite.
but if the culprit apologises for his/her actions then
it's ok.
But if really cannot tahan I will alight at the nearest station, find a spot with nobody around, let it goes, then continue my journey.
You mean I am the only one doing that meh??? -
And it aims right into your face. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!Originally posted by True_Xerion:ok i know this is rubbing it in but imagine if the person had onion, eggs & coffee for brekkie coupled by the fact that last night's dinner juz digested finish only!
TX "stinky" -
Guilty as charged.Originally posted by shandower:Farts from a constipated person stink like heck. -
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wait a min, u shove wat up his ass??!!! the book??!!!Originally posted by DeadPoet:I was happily reading a book about poetry. (in the MRT) Reading a beautiful poem, thinking of how beautifully written it was, the imageries, rhythm, etc Â… minding my own business.
Then someone farted! What the Fark! In an instance all my poetic moods were gone! Vanished! And OMG! It really stinks like hell!
Shoved it up your ass idiot!