Silly Misinterpreted Signs
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In a Tokyo bar: ‘Special cocktails for ladies with nuts.’
In a Japanese hotel: ‘You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.’
In a Singapore community club washroom: ‘The toilet is out of order, please proceed to the counter if you need help.’
In a Russian cemetery: ‘You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily expect Thursday.’
At a stall that promotes Chinese traditional arts, ‘Have you face cut for only $5’. That stall specializes in cutting silhouette of people’s facial profile.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: ‘We take your bags and send them in all directions.’
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: ‘How would you like to ride on your own ass?’
In a Belgian dry cleanerÂ’s: Men: For best results, drop trousers here. Ladies: Leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.Â’
In an Acapulco hotel: ‘All the water in this hotel has been personally passed by the manager.’ -
"Please put on seatbeat and prepare for accident" -
Originally posted by Kaczynski:
"Please put on seatbeat and prepare for accident"
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Seriously,there are really a lot more of such signs (real life actually), I shd post no more so as not to clog up this page..Originally posted by DeadPoet:
it can be found in the mrbrown website ... -
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for cowards at large
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Secretary of States...Colin Powell winsOriginally posted by sgboy2004:
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sgboy2004, the Good Boi
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saw this in fark.com
had to post this with the commentary
"Well... they are virgins..." -
BearOriginally posted by the Bear:saw this in fark.com
had to post this with the commentary
"Well... they are virgins..."
Funny or not, such stuff might be seen as an insult to our Muslim friends.
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And with Sheikh Ahmed Yassin who passed away recently, it IS an insult. Please be careful in future.Originally posted by laurence82:Bear
Funny or not, such stuff might be seen as an insult to our Muslim friends.
Cheers and warm regards -
to me it isn't...
coz he told the people to go out and bomb marketplaces, to kill themselves in a pointless suicide while killing innocents..
what do you call people who instruct people who will obey your every command to go out to die in a pointless act of violence while killing innocents?
what do you call a piece of crap who claims to be speaking for Allah?
what do you call a piece of turd who uses religion to further his own political goals?
may he burn in hell! -
Bear, it isnt about the Sheik. Who cares about him.Originally posted by the Bear:to me it isn't...
coz he told the people to go out and bomb marketplaces, to kill themselves in a pointless suicide while killing innocents..
what do you call people who instruct people who will obey your every command to go out to die in a pointless act of violence while killing innocents?
what do you call a piece of crap who claims to be speaking for Allah?
what do you call a piece of turd who uses religion to further his own political goals?
may he burn in hell!
Posting a picture with the pigs beside a Muslim, or a self proclaimed good Muslim, is the same thing as pointing the middle finger at our Muslim friends.
You got to realise how pig is a taboo to Muslims. Please do remove the picture. -
I understand that. But whatever atrocity on Earth that he had done, that is his own dealing with God. But as a Muslim, we still have to respect the dead. No matter how bad he was when he was still alive.Originally posted by the Bear:to me it isn't...
coz he told the people to go out and bomb marketplaces, to kill themselves in a pointless suicide while killing innocents..
what do you call people who instruct people who will obey your every command to go out to die in a pointless act of violence while killing innocents?
what do you call a piece of crap who claims to be speaking for Allah?
what do you call a piece of turd who uses religion to further his own political goals?
may he burn in hell!
Cheers and warm regards -
look, i'm catholic...
if a catholic claims to be speaking for God and telling people to go abuse others, murder and commit atrocities, and claims to be doing it in God's name, i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire!
and if he wasn't on fire, i'd spit on him...
time to draw the line... muslims are muslims, TERRORIST BASTARDS are TERRORIST BASTARDS! -
Originally posted by sgboy2004: