Girl Poem

• Bangulzai

  1 Apr 09, 19:51

   

  I shave my legs

  I sit down to pee.

  And I can justify

  any shopping spree.

   

  Don't go to a barber,

  but a beauty salon.

  I can get a massage

  without a hard-on.

   

  I can balance the checkbook;

  I can pump my own gas.

  Can talk to my friends,

  about the size of my ass.

   

  My beauty's a masterpiece,

  and yes, it takes long.

  At least I can admit,

  to others when I'm wrong.

   

  I don't drive in circles,

  at any cost.

  And I don't have a problem,

  admitting I'm lost.

   

  I never forget,

  an important date.

  You just gotta deal with it,

  I'm usually late.

   

  I don't watch movies,

  with lots of gore.

  Don't need instant replay,

  to remember the score.

   

  I won't lose my hair,

  I don't get jock itch.

  And just cause I'm assertive,

  Don't call me a bitch.

   

  Don't say to your friends,

  Oh yeah, I can get her.

  In your dreams, my dear,

  I can do better!

   

  Flowers are okay,

  But jewelry's best.

  Look at me you idiot...

  Not at my chest!

   

  I don't have a problem,

  With Expressing my feelings.

  I know when you're lying,

  You look at the ceiling.

   

  DON'T call me a GIRL ,

  a BABE or a CHICK .

  I am a WOMAN.

  Get it you DICK!?!

• kiseki

  1 Apr 09, 19:54

  Nicely written.

• ksp

  1 Apr 09, 19:55

  referin 2 urself isit??

• nature-ones

  1 Apr 09, 19:58

  r u describing urself