MPC ‘FUCK OFF!’ Poetry Challenge!
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When is the last time you want to ask your boss/client/customer/your colleague who can’t keep his bloody mouth shut to fuck off!
Well I have always wanted to hang a huge “FUCK OFF!” sign in my workstation but my colleague told me that it would be a career suicide to do so. Common sense lah, I also know. So what to do?
Well this is what the challenge is all about.
You are to write a short poem using the first letter of the phrase “FUCK OFF”. Too easy a challenge for you?
It must not be an angry or vulgar poem. Instead you must disguise it, beautify it, etc. It must be so well disguised that any one who read the poem will says, “Wow! That is really a beautiful love/sad/nice/beautiful/touching poem!” Or “This poem is so sweet, can I use it for my wife’s birthday?” If he/she starts to cry after reading it, even better.
I will personally select the best poem. You can submit as many you like but must post them here by 30 April 2009. A prize will be given to the author of the selected poem.
I am counting on all you creative poets out there! Help me fulfill my twisted dream!
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Originally posted by DeadPoet:
When is the last time you want to ask your boss/client/customer/your colleague who can’t keep his bloody mouth shut to fuck off!
Well I have always wanted to hang a huge “FUCK OFF!” sign in my workstation but my colleague told me that it would be a career suicide to do so. Common sense lah, I also know. So what to do?
Well this is what the challenge is all about.
You are to write a short poem using the first letter of the phrase “FUCK OFF”. Too easy a challenge for you?
It must not be an angry or vulgar poem. Instead you must disguise it, beautify it, etc. It must be so well disguised that any one who read the poem will says, “Wow! That is really a beautiful love/sad/nice/beautiful/touching poem!” Or “This poem is so sweet, can I use it for my wife’s birthday?” If he/she starts to cry after reading it, even better.
I will personally select the best poem. You can submit as many you like but must post them here by 31 March 2009. A prize will be given to the author of the selected poem.
I am counting on all you creative poets out there! Help me fulfill my twisted dream!
How many entries would each person be allowed?
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Foolish Obsessions
Faithfully you awaits your dream to come?
Uncertain who's the one lying.....
Cunningly with words twisted & iced on a cake,
killing all flames on it softly......
Only one can guess the scene behind the curtain.
Foolish ones, they can only dream....
Faraway on a distal mountain crying sins.....
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COME ON PEOPLE...
SUBMIT YOUR ENTRIES...
DON'T MAKE IT AN EASY VICTORY OR EVEN A 'WALK-OVER' FOR ME....
PS. DP, I'm still gonna be collecting my prize even if it's a walkover yeah.....?
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For you, yes, this poem is for you!
Unless you are blind or pretend to be one,
can’t you see that I have not slept for days? Tossing around, and
killing time by counting those miserable sheep, as they jump
over the fence pretending to have so much
fun. I hope they trip and fall flat on their
faces, eat shit, so that I can have a good night sleep.
Hmm. Not exactly a romantic poem. I will have to try again.
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Welcome back DP!
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Thanks Keii! How have you been? I am still trying to get use with the new sgforums.
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Originally posted by DeadPoet:
Thanks Keii! How have you been? I am still trying to get use with the new sgforums.
Everything's great! How about you?
Lotsa things have changed, and as you've just found out, so did the forums.
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Hi Devil, no limit lah. This is not a contest. Just a fun think-out-of-the box challenge. I can't wait to post the "romantic" poem in my workstation or send it to the whole department.
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Originally posted by Keii:
Everything's great! How about you?
Lotsa things have changed, and as you've just found out, so did the forums.
So are you still writing poems/stories, etc? Recently I am into magic and have been performing for my friends and family members. Magic tricks are really amazing stuff.
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Originally posted by DeadPoet:
So are you still writing poems/stories, etc? Recently I am into magic and have been performing for my friends and family members. Magic tricks are really amazing stuff.
Not really, too caught up with school and work. And I haven't really harnessed the habit of writing.
I prefer to not do magic, because you'll know and it'll just spoil the "how did he do it" suspense. So I'd rather stay back and be amazed at these magicians.
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Originally posted by DeadPoet:
For you, yes, this poem is for you!
Unless you are blind or pretend to be one,
can’t you see that I have not slept for days? Tossing around, and
killing time by counting those miserable sheep, as they jump
over the fence pretending to have so much
fun. I hope they trip and fall flat on their
faces, eat shit, so that I can have a good night sleep.
Hmm. Not exactly a romantic poem. I will have to try again.
SO MUCH ANGER OK.....??
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Originally posted by DeadPoet:
Hi Devil, no limit lah. This is not a contest. Just a fun think-out-of-the box challenge. I can't wait to post the "romantic" poem in my workstation or send it to the whole department.
Yeah... As usual.... In the SPIRIT of IT... I DO hope there'll be more ENTRIES...??
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Originally posted by DeadPoet:
Hi Devil, no limit lah. This is not a contest. Just a fun think-out-of-the box challenge. I can't wait to post the "romantic" poem in my workstation or send it to the whole department.
Btw, wish to contribute more.. But been TOO BUSY. WISH I have the TIME though? -
Me has no inspirations lately...
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i'll write something later.. got too much work piled up
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Originally posted by RedizAlertz:
Me has no inspirations lately...
Take your time. This is not a contest. Main thing is to have fun.
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Originally posted by the Bear:
i'll write something later.. got too much work piled up
Hello my friend! How's everybody?
