My parents say they love me but ...

• DeadPoet

  13 Mar 07, 19:36

  Please complete the following sentence, and have fun.
  
  My parents say they love me but ...
  
  My parents say they love me but when I was a kid, they bought me to the zoo and asked me go play with the lions.
  
  My parents say they love me but when I ask for my Birth Certificate they show me a “Lost & Found” statement.
  
  My parents say they love me but when I was a kid I was encouraged to take sweets from strangers.
  
  My parents say they love me but when I told them I would like a pet they bought me a tarantula.
  
• popmynutsy

  13 Mar 07, 19:39

  they sexually abused me.
• DeadPoet

  13 Mar 07, 19:43

  Originally posted by popmynutsy:

  they sexually abused me.

  
• blue_blue_bedsheet

  14 Mar 07, 22:12

  My parents say they love me, but when i landed on the floor after falling off a broken chair, they rushed to assess the damage done to the chair
• Keii

  14 Mar 07, 22:21

  My parents say they love me, but they seem to love money more.
• Keii

  14 Mar 07, 22:23

  Originally posted by DeadPoet:

  Please complete the following sentence, and have fun.
  
  My parents say they love me but ...
  
  My parents say they love me but when I was a kid, they bought me to the zoo and asked me go play with the lions.
  
  My parents say they love me but when I ask for my Birth Certificate they show me a “Lost & Found” statement.
  
  My parents say they love me but when I was a kid I was encouraged to take sweets from strangers.
  
  My parents say they love me but when I told them I would like a pet they bought me a tarantula.
  

  ouch.
• gigabyte14

  14 Mar 07, 22:24

  My parents say they love me but they love me
• blahshit

  14 Mar 07, 22:31

  my parents say they love me but play wrestling with me and killed me!!
  
  
• Keii

  14 Mar 07, 22:33

  My parents say they love me but, when they took me out for a Happy Meal, they took the toy.
• charlize

  14 Mar 07, 22:34

  My parents say they love mee ....
  
  Mee Goreng.
  
  
• Keii

  14 Mar 07, 22:36

  Originally posted by charlize:

  My parents say they love mee ....
  
  Mee Goreng.
  
  

  
• blahshit

  14 Mar 07, 22:37

  Originally posted by charlize:

  My parents say they love mee ....
  
  Mee Goreng.
  
  

  
• DeadPoet

  15 Mar 07, 00:42

  Originally posted by blue_blue_bedsheet:

  My parents say they love me, but when i landed on the floor after falling off a broken chair, they rushed to assess the damage done to the chair

  The chair must be an antique.
• DeadPoet

  15 Mar 07, 00:43

  Originally posted by Keii:

  My parents say they love me but, when they took me out for a Happy Meal, they took the toy.

  Actually hor I also ...
• Darkness_hacker99

  15 Mar 07, 00:44

  Originally posted by blahshit:

  my parents say they love me but play wrestling with me and killed me!!
  
  

  You use which Internet Service Provider.
• DeadPoet

  15 Mar 07, 00:46

  Originally posted by charlize:

  My parents say they love mee ....
  
  Mee Goreng.
  
  

  Not Mee Siam ah?
• gigabyte14

  15 Mar 07, 00:48

  Originally posted by DeadPoet:

  Not Mee Siam ah?

  i mee pok la
• DeadPoet

  15 Mar 07, 01:06

  My parents say they love me but when I first bought my girlfriend home they told her I am gay.
• charlize

  15 Mar 07, 10:33

  Originally posted by DeadPoet:

  Not Mee Siam ah?

  Got hum or not?
  
  
• AndrewPKYap

  15 Mar 07, 10:38

  My parents say they love me but I become overweight
  My parents say they love me but the nagging is overbearing
  My parents say they love me but they want me to become them
  My parents say they love me but I tell them, hey just give me the money and forget about loving me
• DeadPoet

  15 Mar 07, 13:45

  Originally posted by charlize:

  Got hum or not?
  
  

  Mee siam where got hum.
• Keii

  15 Mar 07, 13:47

  Originally posted by DeadPoet:

  My parents say they love me but when I first bought my girlfriend home they told her I am gay.

  ouch.
• DeadPoet

  15 Mar 07, 13:57

  My parents say they love me but they wanted me to act like a man when I was only two years old. And I am a girl.
• DeadPoet

  15 Mar 07, 13:59

  My parents say they love me but when I am not at home they login to sgforums with my PC, post dirty remarks and later announce online that they are my clones.
• blue_blue_bedsheet

  16 Mar 07, 00:20

  My parents say they love me but when i return from school camp, our maid, Siti, occupied my room. My things are in the bomb shelter.