My wife says she loves me but ...
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Please complete the following sentence, and have fun.
My wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend says she loves me but Â…
My wife says she loves me but ate that last Rocher. My wife says she loves me but she thinks William Hung is more handsome than me. I know she thinks he is ugly. My wife says she loves me but when we make love she also read a book, talks to her girlfriend on the phone, etcÂ… -
Wow.. What happen to u wife??
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This is just for fun lah, maybe I have been too serious online.Originally posted by soulwinner:Wow.. What happen to u wife?? 
My wife loves me very much okay.
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Wow, I have just received a pm asking me if my wife and I are okay.
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haha good to hear that.
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My wife says she loves me but asks me to kiss her on the hands because she doesnÂ’t wants to risk having pimples on her face.
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Thank you Dorothy.Originally posted by dorothy tng:haha good to hear that. -
don mention it, ah Dead. hahahahaOriginally posted by DeadPoet:Thank you Dorothy. -
DP will do.Originally posted by dorothy tng:don mention it, ah Dead. hahahaha -
My wife says she loves me but when she farted in a crowded lift, she pointed her finger at me.
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My wife says she loves me but she makes me a cup of warm milk every night before i go to bed. I'm lactose intolerant
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My wife says she loves me but still ask me to wash the dishes.
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My wife says she loves me but refuse to swallow....
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My wife says she loves me but Ah Lau says he loves me more.
Cheers.
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ditch ur wife n marry ah lau!Originally posted by CKeer:My wife says she loves me but Ah Lau says he loves me more.
Cheers.
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My wife says she loves me but she takes laxatives when I say she's fat, and when I specifically tell her not to.
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Originally posted by monoslayer:ditch ur wife n marry ah lau!
No way man. Ah Lau cannot have babies and can gimme AIDS.
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My wife says she loves me but she bans me from watching football at home so that I could be her driver to drive her to the malls, she then proceeds to ask: "Does my butt look fat in this white hotpants with red dots?" and expects a "correct" answer. After turning into a banshee after any kind of answer, she buys ten more of whatever and max out my credit cards. I'll be her porter to carry her stuff. We will go to a fancy restaurant, she orders enough to feed an army and only eats a bird's portion.(she's on diet...remember?)We will go home after that, we would get ready for bed. When I tell her:"Honey.. you smell sooooo good...(our code for "ahem"...)She will turn to her side of her bed and say, " Not tonight, babe, headache..."
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my wife says she loves me but ran away with a bangla
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Originally posted by CKeer:My wife says she loves me but Ah Lau says he loves me more.
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If that is real, I really pity you.Originally posted by deeanddee:My wife says she loves me but she bans me from watching football at home so that I could be her driver to drive her to the malls, she then proceeds to ask: "Does my butt look fat in this white hotpants with red dots?" and expects a "correct" answer. After turning into a banshee after any kind of answer, she buys ten more of whatever and max out my credit cards. I'll be her porter to carry her stuff. We will go to a fancy restaurant, she orders enough to feed an army and only eats a bird's portion.(she's on diet...remember?)We will go home after that, we would get ready for bed. When I tell her:"Honey.. you smell sooooo good...(our code for "ahem"...)She will turn to her side of her bed and say, " Not tonight, babe, headache..." 
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My wife says she loves me but that was before she met James, our gardener.
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My wife says she loves me but she doesnÂ’t want to rush thing. Today is our 20th Wedding Anniversary and I finally get to kiss her.
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My wife called to say she loves me while she was bonking a bangla.