BATTLE!!
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Hey hey hey!
look who's here?
Dinky pops in to have a say!
Come on E'rybody!
Drop it down, loosen up
Have some fun wit me!
Poetry is fine
So lets juz get witty
and drop a line
hey y'all out there!
come play wit me
NO BALLS!! only if you don dare...
or if u don care..
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Well, well, well!
Let the battle begin
cuz I think it's swell!
But what's this about?
S'this a battle bout somethin
or just a rhymin' shout?
So let me begin.
I think I'm the SMARTEST
BEST there's ever been!
And I dare you
To do as we do
And prove that I'm NOT!
So...What've YOU got? -
Originally posted by preya:
Words up!
Well, well, well!
Let the battle begin
cuz I think it's swell!
But what's this about?
S'this a battle bout somethin
or just a rhymin' shout?
So let me begin.
I think I'm the [b]SMARTEST
BEST there's ever been!
And I dare you
To do as we do
And prove that I'm NOT!
So...What've YOU got?
[/b]
A challenger I see?
Smartest? Best?
You haven't seen me..
Your bravery I applaud
to make yourself loud
but can you keep up?
Don't make me bored..
Cos I ain't just shooting you down
word is your the best in town..
so come on and prove it top dog
otherwise, your the proven top clown
But you must really know
that though this is a battle
I ain't a fuckin asshoe
just out to make those funny bones rattle..
Said my piece
10 cents to my niece
cos im signing out now
while you rest in piss..
*disclaimer* just for the fun of it no hard feelins yeah? nice one by you though..
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Who are you?Originally posted by dinky1409:Hey hey hey!
look who's here?
Dinky pops in to have a say!
Come on E'rybody!
Drop it down, loosen up
Have some fun wit me!
Poetry is fine
So lets juz get witty
and drop a line
hey y'all out there!
come play wit me
NO BALLS!! only if you don dare...
or if u don care..
Do I know you?
Not free ...
Want to see? -
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Kewl. -
What is kewl?Originally posted by Bluesky_Liz: Kewl.
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Internet lingo for cool. In fact it's better than "cool".
Kewl! -
eh join in leh..
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I am a man of peace, make love, don't make war. vOriginally posted by dinky1409:eh join in leh.. -
Oho, look who's backOriginally posted by dinky1409:Words up!
A challenger I see?
Smartest? Best?
You haven't seen me..
Your bravery I applaud
to make yourself loud
but can you keep up?
Don't make me bored..
Cos I ain't just shooting you down
word is your the best in town..
so come on and prove it top dog
otherwise, your the proven top clown
But you must really know
that though this is a battle
I ain't a fuckin asshoe
just out to make those funny bones rattle..
Said my piece
10 cents to my niece
cos im signing out now
while you rest in piss..
*disclaimer* just for the fun of it no hard feelins yeah? nice one by you though..
all wit and pride!
There's so many ways to beat you
that I just can't decide!
I could do a haiku:
In this duel of rhyme
I am gonna win because
my writing's sublime!
A limerick: In Dead Poets Society
Kid started a fight for variety
But he hasn't a prayer, against the great Preya
Oh have you ever seen such naivety!
I could go on all day!
But wait, why should I
You've proven your courage
(or at least you did try)
What of the others
who haven't our mettle!
Who don't have the bravery
to join this great battle!
I say, prove your worth
and have a little fun!
It doesn't cost anything
and hey, no harm done!
Disclaimer: No hard feelings, definitely! And you're pretty good too! -
Originally posted by preya:
Preya preya little Preya
Oho, look who's back
all wit and pride!
There's so many ways to beat you
that I just can't decide!
I could do a haiku:
In this duel of rhyme
[b]I am gonna win because
my writing's sublime!
A limerick: In Dead Poets Society
Kid started a fight for variety
But he hasn't a prayer, against the great Preya
Oh have you ever seen such naivety!
I could go on all day!
But wait, why should I
You've proven your courage
(or at least you did try)
What of the others
who haven't our mettle!
Who don't have the bravery
to join this great battle!
I say, prove your worth
and have a little fun!
It doesn't cost anything
and hey, no harm done!
Disclaimer: No hard feelings, definitely! And you're pretty good too![/b]
trying hard to be a big time player
but not bad not bad not bad at all
You've showed that you could answer my call
You swayed me with your rhyming words
Just like those bunch of poetry nerds
but too bad too bad too bad for you
Cos you're up with the Master, that's so true!
Poetry, literature ain't my stuff
cos I find it kind of mentally tough
but I think its worth a laugh
If I owned ya with just a huff
Quote the words from Eminem's beat
I get more chick's ass than a toilet seat
a pity for you though you poor poor soul
cos unlike me you got more shit than a toilet bowl
Pardon me, I may sound nasty
Uncouth! Tough luck, I'm not a lady
Barbaric! Aww come on don't be such a pansie
But admit defeat, then I might JUST say sorry
The kids here in D-P-S
Don't think that they are up to the test
Changed their name to Mad Pencils Club
I'm taunting y'all, come on! Pens up! Heads up!
Preya: Nice done by you haha had a hard time coming up with this counter lol.. [/i] -
This is getting interesting. Not the first time in DPS but definitely among the best.
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Dead Poet o' Dead PoetOriginally posted by DeadPoet:This is getting interesting. Not the first time in DPS but definitely among the best.
why is thee very quiet
I don't want you to just post
Your rhyming prowess I want you to boast
D-I-N to the K to the Y
Come on DP come give it a try
Lemme see how good you are
Who knows? Maybe your just below par
I'm really getting very very piss
Cos its really very very dry in here
I expect a much better fight than this
Haha! Did I inflict that much fear?
Random words put together
Practise more you might just get better
I'll be waiting let my wait be worth it
I'll prepare for your challenge, you prepare for your defeat.. -
Babaric? Uncouth? Don't wanna play nice?Originally posted by dinky1409:Preya preya little Preya
trying hard to be a big time player
but not bad not bad not bad at all
You've showed that you could answer my call
You swayed me with your rhyming words
Just like those bunch of poetry nerds
but too bad too bad too bad for you
Cos you're up with the Master, that's so true!
Poetry, literature ain't my stuff
cos I find it kind of mentally tough
but I think its worth a laugh
If I owned ya with just a huff
Quote the words from Eminem's beat
I get more chick's ass than a toilet seat
a pity for you though you poor poor soul
cos unlike me you got more shit than a toilet bowl
Pardon me, I may sound nasty
Uncouth! Tough luck, I'm not a lady
Barbaric! Aww come on don't be such a pansie
But admit defeat, then I might JUST say sorry
The kids here in D-P-S
Don't think that they are up to the test
Changed their name to Mad Pencils Club
I'm taunting y'all, come on! Pens up! Heads up!
Preya: Nice done by you haha had a hard time coming up with this counter lol.. [/i]
Well, little Dinky, I've got a word of advice:
Give up! Go home! Cuz there's no contest;
being mean is just what Preya does best!
See, I'm not surprised you find lit tough
Bet you just ain't got brain cells enough!
You talk big, but you're just full of bullshit
I can find smarter lifeforms than you in my spit!
You add one and one, you get six and a half
You try to act big but you just make us laugh!
The only one who thinks you've got worth is your mum
A knock on the head might just smarten you some!
Have you ever even gotten to second base?
Or are you just boasting to save you some face?
Just tell the truth, we won't think less of you
(It's not as though we actually believed it was true)
Think you can win? You're mad as a hatter!
Cuz what you can do, I can do better!
Your incompetence is really starting to annoy
So run along home now, like a good little boy
disclaimer: Blah blah blah you know -
Okay, I admit defeat. By the way, welcome to DPS.Originally posted by dinky1409:Dead Poet o' Dead Poet
why is thee very quiet
I don't want you to just post
Your rhyming prowess I want you to boast
D-I-N to the K to the Y
Come on DP come give it a try
Lemme see how good you are
Who knows? Maybe your just below par
I'm really getting very very piss
Cos its really very very dry in here
I expect a much better fight than this
Haha! Did I inflict that much fear?
Random words put together
Practise more you might just get better
I'll be waiting let my wait be worth it
I'll prepare for your challenge, you prepare for your defeat.. -
sound so eminem
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wahahaha no fun lah you! hehe kidding.. Cool forum! =)Originally posted by DeadPoet:Okay, I admit defeat. By the way, welcome to DPS. -
Thanks dinky1409. Good to have you here.Originally posted by dinky1409:wahahaha no fun lah you! hehe kidding.. Cool forum! =) -
haha dang.. alright alright I'm pwned.. Hehe good rhyming though Preya!Originally posted by preya:Babaric? Uncouth? Don't wanna play nice?
Well, little Dinky, I've got a word of advice:
Give up! Go home! Cuz there's no contest;
being mean is just what Preya does best!
See, I'm not surprised you find lit tough
Bet you just ain't got brain cells enough!
You talk big, but you're just full of bullshit
I can find smarter lifeforms than you in my spit!
You add one and one, you get six and a half
You try to act big but you just make us laugh!
The only one who thinks you've got worth is your mum
A knock on the head might just smarten you some!
Have you ever even gotten to second base?
Or are you just boasting to save you some face?
Just tell the truth, we won't think less of you
(It's not as though we actually believed it was true)
Think you can win? You're mad as a hatter!
Cuz what you can do, I can do better!
Your incompetence is really starting to annoy
So run along home now, like a good little boy
disclaimer: Blah blah blah you know -
Aha, yay! You were really good too, and this was so fun *is a geek*!Originally posted by dinky1409:haha dang.. alright alright I'm pwned.. Hehe good rhyming though Preya! -
what a way to start the year... hahahaha very fun to read.. *APPLAUSE APPLAUSE*
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Wow nice battle. You guys are awesome. -
So who win?
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