Season's Greetings
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dunno whether this will be cheesy...
how about giving well-wishers in rhyme?
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Not cheesy lah. Buy I am too stress from my work to write cheerful poem. Maybe I will write a dark one later.
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sounds like fun...
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Christmas is coming and I am running,
because I drank too much coke, you can see behind me just smoke,
running to the toilet, wish to ease myself before it's too late.
Cheers!
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Christmas Wish
Last year
they told him that if he takes
the pills like a good boy,
Santa Claus would come
and turn those nasty viruses
into snowflakes.
He can finally
build his first snowman.
This Christmas
his body buried deep
under soil and snow,
stiffed like
a frozen tuna.
When Spring comes
his flesh will slowly fades away
as if he is made of snow.
His wish has finally
come true. -
frozen tuna....
not sure why.......im a little "disturbed" by this.......frozen tuna.....
hmmm.......... -
That is rather dark, DP.
I had been thinking of coming up with some festive rhyme. Maybe I can try to do something... -
pretty dark, DP. And sad.
what type of season's greetings is this?
But i like it! -
Haha, u r in the festive spirit!Originally posted by thinkdifferent:Christmas is coming and I am running,
because I drank too much coke, you can see behind me just smoke,
running to the toilet, wish to ease myself before it's too late.
Cheers!
Have fun, thinkdifferent!
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That is interesting.Originally posted by FireIce:frozen tuna....
not sure why.......im a little "disturbed" by this.......frozen tuna.....
hmmm..........
Why are you disturbed by the image of a frozen tuna? What immediately come to your mind when you read this? -
Originally posted by DeadPoet:
must be carefully with what you wish for christmas
[b]Christmas Wish
Last year
they told him that if he takes
the pills like a good boy,
Santa Claus would come
and turn those nasty viruses
into snowflakes.
He can finally
build his first snowman.
This Christmas
his body buried deep
under soil and snow,
stiffed like
a frozen tuna.
When Spring comes
his flesh will slowly fades away
as if he is made of snow.
His wish has finally
come true.
[/b]
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Oops, is it really that dark?Originally posted by Bluesky_Liz:That is rather dark, DP.
I had been thinking of coming up with some festive rhyme. Maybe I can try to do something... -
DP's style season's greeting.Originally posted by dsnake1:pretty dark, DP. And sad.
what type of season's greetings is this?
But i like it! 
When Mother Nature sent
an earthworm
to tickle
my rotten toe,
I broke my neck
and cried
‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ -
Don't follow my example. Write something cheerful!Originally posted by dsnake1:Haha, u r in the festive spirit!
Have fun, thinkdifferent! -
ThatÂ’s only part of the poem.Originally posted by InnoHippo:must be carefully with what you wish for christmas -
maybe im jus sensitive to fish and fish-related stuff......Originally posted by DeadPoet:That is interesting.
Why are you disturbed by the image of a frozen tuna? What immediately come to your mind when you read this?
it was a good flow until the "frozen tuna" part
can't quite explain.......
and why this analogy? -
HmmÂ… should I delete this poem? Even Gilbert is troubled by it.
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it's the season of cheer
there's no reason for fear
that beast you saw is clear
it's just one of santa's reindeer
what's there to eat?
perhaps some exotic meat
it'll be no mean feat
what about venison? santa's treat!
the problem is easy to solve
coz there stands Rudolph
his meat's a staple up north
and cook him up in hearty broth
it's not a boast
roast Rudolph would be yummy to most
this may sound kinda gross
but who's gonna eat his bloody red nose? -
so 2005 has come and gone
some battles were lost and others won
made some wise decisions that you were proud of
and some major screwups you'd never hear the last of
let's hope the gains would outweigh the losses next year
hearts and guts would triumph over naggling fear
dividends and payouts be bigger than premiums
more happy news for everyone and fewer requiems! -
Bear's one made me laugh (and hungry).
Choco B: amen to that.
Mine: not exactly a greeting but....
The city streets are all dolled up
with lights of red and green,
and banners of white and gold, while
ageless Christmas carols blare
from Santas made of styrofoam.
Last minute present hunters
stalking shopping centers
set their sights on procuring gifts
selling at slashed down prices.
So, leave your Merry Christmases at the door,
and Season's Greetings for the cashier on your way out,
for now it's elbow time for some one-of-a-kind,
or make your claim to a last-one-on-the-shelf
before they close up at nine. -
Thanks!Originally posted by dsnake1:Haha, u r in the festive spirit!
Have fun, thinkdifferent! -
reminds me of the crowds at Mango's recent sale...Originally posted by Bluesky_Liz: Bear's one made me laugh (and hungry).
Choco B: amen to that.
Mine: not exactly a greeting but....
The city streets are all dolled up
with lights of red and green,
and banners of white and gold, while
ageless Christmas carols blare
from Santas made of styrofoam.
Last minute present hunters
stalking shopping centers
set their sights on procuring gifts
selling at slashed down prices.
So, leave your Merry Christmases at the door,
and Season's Greetings for the cashier on your way out,
for now it's elbow time for some one-of-a-kind,
or make your claim to a last-one-on-the-shelf
before they close up at nine. -
Why Christmas is Merry
No white snowflakes,
nor presents and cakes.
No Santa Claus,
nor carolling songs.
Just clear skies,
stars twinkling bright.
A deep silence,
of peace and reverence.
For eons ago,
in a manger's hollow.
A hope ignites,
on the very same night.
Christ was born,
God's only son.
Forever we celebrate
A love none can equate.