crazy poems ;P
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a delicious encounter with a strawberry
as i was walking home one summer night
a nutty fruit
sprang out of nowhere
and gave me a fright
it yelled
it kicked
and tried to grab my shoes
but I won the fight
and baked myself
a delicious pie
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Hello guys let's try to write some crazy stuff here, the crazier the better!
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Dug out from eons ago. A very lame poem which rhyme irritates people. Was fooling around that time. >_<
Creatures called Humans
We're like mice
No better than lice
Slogging in our lives
Just to earn some rice
Seven sins we commit
But nobody forbids
We all have bad habits
But nobody gets rid
Everyone wants pleasure
And makes it seem so casual
Men get the gain
Women take the pain
Sometimes we will cry
Some may want to die
But hey, this is life
So try to make it fine! -
Nice one! And it rhymes too!Originally posted by spaded:Dug out from eons ago. A very lame poem which rhyme irritates people. Was fooling around that time. >_<
Creatures called Humans
We're like mice
No better than lice
Slogging in our lives
Just to earn some rice
Seven sins we commit
But nobody forbids
We all have bad habits
But nobody gets rid
Everyone wants pleasure
And makes it seem so casual
Men get the gain
Women take the pain
Sometimes we will cry
Some may want to die
But hey, this is life
So try to make it fine! -
walk the shoe
yesterday I took my shoe
for a walk downtown
but along the way
it suddenly
burst into tears
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.
.
so i went home
carrying it in my hand
bare-footed -
haha your poems are so cute.
glad mine didn't annoy you. -
Hee hee. Sometimes it is good to write something different.Originally posted by spaded:haha your poems are so cute.
glad mine didn't annoy you.
Throw away the rules and regulations, set your Muse free!
Hope to see more of your poems too.
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I stopped writing long ago because mine lack depth.Originally posted by DeadPoet:Hee hee. Sometimes it is good to write something different.
Throw away the rules and regulations, set your Muse free!
Hope to see more of your poems too.
And my muse went on vacation.
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Forget about depth! Poetry is supposed to be fun! I stopped writing for 10yrs before I pick up my pen again.Originally posted by spaded:I stopped writing long ago because mine lack depth.
And my muse went on vacation.
Your Muse is not on vacation but having a nap. She is your sleeping beauty and you, her prince. Wake her up gently with your life-giving kiss.
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*coughs* i'm not lesbian!Originally posted by DeadPoet:Forget about depth! Poetry is supposed to be fun! I stopped writing for 10yrs before I pick up my pen again.
Your Muse is not on vacation but having a nap. She is your sleeping beauty and you, her prince. Wake her up gently with your life-giving kiss.
woah 10yrs. what happened during those years? -
Oh paiseh I thought you are a guy.Originally posted by spaded:*coughs* i'm not lesbian!
woah 10yrs. what happened during those years?
My Muse took a long nap. -
i search for God,
that time forgot,
under a small river rock.
i thought i find,
a very strange kind,
that looks like a mouse's behind.
i close my eyes,
just to see
that i was looking at me. -
not crazy but silly can?
roses are red,
violets are blue,
u r so forgetful,
so i forget u.... -
me me me! im lesbian!Originally posted by spaded:*coughs* i'm not lesbian!
woah 10yrs. what happened during those years? -
I thought is :Originally posted by tare:not crazy but silly can?
roses are red,
violets are blue,
u r so forgetful,
so i forget u....
roses are red,
violets are blue,
I m so forgetful,
but so r U!! -
hey DP my "ravaged" counts as a crazy poem? it has elephants n other weird stuff in it. also... heres one also to do with a strawberry, written on the 31st of Dec 2004.
I saw a strawberry the other day,
It jumped on me and ran away.
I ran after it but it turned around,
Slash, and I felt my head hit the ground.
ahhhhhh no wonder... your poem was written in response to this poem! -
Bombs Away!
Bombs away, bombs away, bombs away I say!
We will make them pay, we will make them pay!
Heads will fly, limbs will flay, blood will surely spray,
The death of many is a victory, a glorious glorious day! -
the other day at the zoo,
i saw green monkeys,and pink elephants too
i saw a man with 3 heads,
sleeping on a fire bed.
the other day in the park,
i stayed from day to dark,
i saw Heng making out
to my 24 cans of empty stout!!!! -
waiting for pipi and xking to post.
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wot?!Originally posted by ratinacage:the other day at the zoo,
i saw green monkeys,and pink elephants too
i saw a man with 3 heads,
sleeping on a fire bed.
the other day in the park,
i stayed from day to dark,
i saw Heng making out
to my 24 cans of empty stout!!!!
well at least there r pink elephants. -
i walked around
minding my business
not doing anything
nor testing my fitness
then the old feeling
the intense pain!
damn my back
that disc again!
so on painkillers
all zonked out
can't even get up
or move about
total rest
the quack said
you're lucky
you aren't dead
so i thank fate
and take care
coz it could be worse..
me in a wheelchair!
so to the ortho
i soon will visit
not for the world
would i miss it
and pray that
he can put right
the damage
which caused such a fright
now i gotta
go lie down once more
rest the back
and flat on the floor
this silly rhyme
is to remind everybody
look after your back
don't let it get too shoddy -
What do you think?Originally posted by HENG@:hey DP my "ravaged" counts as a crazy poem? it has elephants n other weird stuff in it. also... heres one also to do with a strawberry, written on the 31st of Dec 2004.
I saw a strawberry the other day,
It jumped on me and ran away.
I ran after it but it turned around,
Slash, and I felt my head hit the ground.
ahhhhhh no wonder... your poem was written in response to this poem! -
Originally posted by ratinacage:the other day at the zoo,
i saw green monkeys,and pink elephants too
i saw a man with 3 heads,
sleeping on a fire bed.
the other day in the park,
i stayed from day to dark,
i saw Heng making out
to my 24 cans of empty stout!!!! -
u supposed to look after ur back, how come u go lay flat on the floor??!!Originally posted by the Bear:now i gotta
go lie down once more
rest the back
and flat on the floor
this silly rhyme
is to remind everybody
look after your back
don't let it get too shoddy
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The strawberry spoke to the owl
Wither thy feathers?
And it blushed a deep crimson
as the owl flapped his wings
and the good berry saw the down
every inch of it brown
Which was 1 foot below the bird's crown. -
i see i've spanned off a whole lot of poetry with strawberries n elephants in them.