*MEn at Arms bursts into the tavern*
Men At Arms: WHO wants QUIET?!
*Draws sword*
Men at Arms: I WANT CHAOS!!! CARNAGE!!!
Barman: SLAUGHTER!!
Guardsmen: YARRRRRGH!!
Men At Arms: AYE!!
Hocklez: ANd flowers!
Barman + GUardmen + M@A: WOT!?!?
Hocklez: i mean, Flowers CRUSHED under foot!
Everyone: YAYYY!! YAAAAAARGGHHHH!! NOISY!!!!
Men@arms, I know you are enlisting soon. Please learn new tactics of war in Pulau Tekong hor.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!