Care to post any jokes u heard here, let me start one...
Two couple flies are celebrating their wedding anniversary and they decided to go to the near by rubbish bin to find food to eat. They found a pile of dog poo on the floor and started eating happily.... However stupid thing came, the male party say to the female, I LOVE SHITssss. The female party reply in a annoy and angry tone, can u stop talking about SHIT when we are eating?????
haha a bit lame la...
On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car
accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they
begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.
This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he
leaves. The couple sat and waited for an answer. . .. . .for a couple of
months.
While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get
married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect
of it all.
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together
FOREVER?"
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in
Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a
priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a
lawyer?"