Encounter With A Policeman
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Originally posted by viciouskitty74:
Maybe its real leh.Give that boy some credit lah. He always 'help policeman' in the investigations leh.
Ok, ok... my bad... Ts's the usual suspect...
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Originally posted by PedoBear:
fake sia, when police interview, they always do by pair, one friendly and one bastard but it is true that policeman can be quite stupid
once i was invited to assist in a rape investigation, i have nothing but praise for the friendly policeman but the bastard one was an ass/drunk. i can hardly understand what he was trying to say, so emotional like the rape victim is his mother, spewing his saliva all over the place when he try to talk
Rape? Assist? Pedobear? Hmm...
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Originally posted by 8800:
Recently a policeman ask me to go down to the police station for an investigation. And omg, he is a real dumb policeman. I will list down all the stupid questions that he asked me.
He: You stay at this place?
Me: Yes
He: Did you make any police report before?
Me: Hmm. I think so.
He: Tell me did you do this?
Me: No
He: Be honest with me. I as a police have the power to check your background.
Me: If you don't believe than go and check lor.
He: Don't worry I have the ability to check it out
He: Tell me more about yourself.
Me: What? Why you ask this type of question? This interview is for me to assist you in this case and not a job interview ok.
He: I am asking because I want to know more about you and your background. I will like to remind you that I am able to check your background even if you don't tell me.
Me: Than go and check lah. Why waste time here asking me?
He: Will you be willing to go for a lie detector test?
Me: Is it now?
He: No. Have to arrange another day.
Me: No. You think I eat finish nothing to do always come down to your police station ah.
He: The police do not have the authority to make you go for a lie detector test. But I can tell the judge to order you to go for a lie detector test.
Me: Than go and tell the judge lor.
At the end of the interview,
Me: Why you ask me whether I got make police report before?
He: You once make a police report that you lost your NRIC.
Me: What has this got to do with this case?
He: Nothing. It is just part and parcel of the questioning tactics.
Cheebye idiot policeman sia
Me: i want to ask you 1 last question before I leave
He: Ok.
Me: You policemen is it recently caught Mas Selamat already than now eat finish already got nothing to do come and investigate on this type of stupid cases?
He: This is a serious case for your info.
Me: Serious case you will still call me to fix an appointment for me to come down to the police station to meet you? If its a serious case, you will have got a arrest warrant and go to my house to find me already lah.
Me: Just admit that you policemen eat finish already nothing to do lah
Kanina idiot policeman sia
Make me want to laugh sia
Let's assume it is true case.
Is the policeman NOT doing his job? There is a case, and he invite you down, and ask you question. THAT is his job. Why you make things difficult for him?
Your case small case, than can guai lan ah?
So next time you meet a policeman who is guai lan with you, you will know that it is KARMA.
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Originally posted by skythewood:
Let's assume it is true case.
Is the policeman NOT doing his job? There is a case, and he invite you down, and ask you question. THAT is his job. Why you make things difficult for him?
Your case small case, than can guai lan ah?
So next time you meet a policeman who is guai lan with you, you will know that it is KARMA.
Nah, if it's really serious enough, they won't get SPF to do the job, they get black ops personnel. -
Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:
Nah, if it's really serious enough, they won't get SPF to do the job, they get black ops personnel.
What talking you?Its a job for "SUPER ANTS!"
They are the elite, seen but not heard, very busy working in the background fellas in either red or black, that sneaks onto TS bed in the night to whisper sweet nothings into his ear canal......
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Originally posted by viciouskitty74:
What talking you?Its a job for "SUPER ANTS!"
They are the elite, seen but not heard, very busy working in the background fellas in either red or black, that sneaks onto TS bed in the night to whisper sweet nothings into his ear canal......
LOL....